I noticed I'm really good at sex.

Discussion in 'General' started by Two Scoops, Aug 10, 2018.

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  1. :laughing::laughing::laughing:
     
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  2. I bet you have a big dick, but I bet your balls are non existent.

    Steroid talk.
     
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  3. Welp, I have a turtle playing peek a boo.
     
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  4. Or shaquita looking for her missing tooth making $ for her next crack toke.
     
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  5. You're obviously jealous bro

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  6. Some people have zero class. Treat women with respect. Referring to them as broads is pretty crude. But hey, if treating women like shit is your thing, so be it. And if they all last 30 or more minutes, dude, you must have a tiny wanker or you don't know what your doing or both. You do know that you are supposed to put it in right? So I'm glad you realized that you are so good, Not. If it's your realization, it most likely is a figment of your imagination. And they would all be telling you how good you are. You didn't mention that. Good luck slaying.
     
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  7. Ok children. It doesnt take much to move a finger or a dick. Being good at sex should come along side being able to touch your nose with your tongue. Get over yourself. Congrats on being the smartest dumb kid.
     
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  8. I'm also good at sex too. No one will ever love me, but that's fine at least I can fuck good.
     
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  9. I'm jealous that you can only last half an hour??

    Reply to me when you don't have to pay a hooker to play with your penis.

    Your thread hasn't impressed anyone if anything it's made us all laugh at you because you claim to be gods gift to women yet have to pay hookers to get your end away..
     
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  10. OP here's some advice on how to last longer
     
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  11. :lmafoe:
     
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  12. It's true though lmao hookers don't count they'll say a dudes the best she's ever had just so he'll come back & spend more money lmao
     
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  13. Lolololol how sad to need to fuck a hooker
     
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  14. Sweetie if you think that 30 minutes is a long time then you probably ain't all that lol
     
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  15. Lol in case you haven't noticed none of us believe your lies.


    ~Toni~
     
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    Look at you being all emotional. I guess you ended up settling for some chick and your money is low and time used all for her? Kid while you're cuddled with your girl who probably won't bang you I'm slaying women I'll never talk to again and stacking my guap.
    (I've decided I don't want to have kids.)
     
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  17. I would love to hear firsthand commentary from the "broads". Lololol
     
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  18. OP if you think you're so good, let me bang you and show you how it's done bro.
     
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  19. You seem upset.

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  20. 30 minutes is merely foreplay ...
     
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