Zombie Apocalypse 11.11.11

Discussion in 'Pandora's Box' started by WhereRDaCookies, Oct 31, 2011.

  1. On 11.01.11 a sudden and horrifying disease breaks out. The government does its best not to allow us to know the truth of the disease. Many of us stay inside, but by 11.11.11 the truth is obvious. There are now more infected individuals than healthy.

    Heres the rules:

    1. You are unable to leave your house for supplies after 11.0.3.11 by military order
    2. Your plan must be realistic and based off of what you have in your house, and in the local community
    3. On 11.11.11 you are able to leave your house, but cannot travel by unrealistic means or with a group larger than four people.
    4. Gas stations will run out of fuel after the 13th. You have until then to escape.
    5. Zombies travel in large packs. Gun fire will attract them, not deter them.
     
  2. What the fuck are you talking about?
     
  3. My plan:

    Get simple supplies on the 1st or second to hold me over for two weeks. Once the 11th comes I will take the three rifles in my house and travel with my family to the U-Haul in town. We will steal the U-haul and go across the street to the outdoor lumber yard. Our group will load the vehicle with a necessary amount of lumber to create a small shelter.

    We will travel 10 miles to the nearest diesel fueling location to fuel our U-haul. I will have a member of my party hi-jack a truck to lead our U-haul on the next part of our journey. The next part gets tricky. So far our group has kept far away from well popullated areas and has stayed in entirely low population rural areas.

    After stealing the truck we will head one mile into the edge of town to our local hardware store. My brother and I will go in alone, and seek out the necessary tools and supplies we will need to build our shelter. Zombie encounter here is the highest it has been since we left home. Hopefully we will not attract attention yet.

    Next we will be forced to travel to the opposite side of town for food. Walmart is located on the edge of town as is Hy-vee. We will stake out both for the necessary amount of time to see which has the least risk of entering. I sense Walmart will be our choice because of its location there will only be a possibility of zombies attacking us on two sides instead of four because of the bordering country side. My brother and I will once again head in for supplies and this time ammunition and weapons. We will not waste time with perishable food items. Winter is coming soon, and we will need mostly canned food items to survive the brutal winter here.

    If we are able to escape Walmart without incident, and everyone is ok. We will load up our truck and U-haul and continue to the final step of our journey. The interstate is across the street from Walmart and it will take us directly to the Bluffs. The bluffs are approximately 2 and a half hours away directly on the interstate. From there we will choose the best location to build a shelter on a cliff/bluff that we will be able to see any approaching zombies from all sides.

    From there I assume we will just wait until Spring. The zombies will be unable to survive our extremely harsh Winter. The group and I have just survived the Zombie Apocalypse.
     
  4. My plan? Buy enough drugs to feel good when I die from OD.
     
  5. wtf is a military order............

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    arizona bitches:bongin:

    fuck buying weed if shit goes down, just grow your own, including food.
     
  6. Yeah...dead, decaying flesh out in the elements 24 hours a day? The zombie apocalypse might last a week at most. And if more than 3 people get bitten and turned into zombies then the human race is stupid and deserves extinction anyway.
     
  7. My plan
    1.get really high
    2.jerk off
    3.???
    4. Profit.
     
  8. What the fuck? Skyrim comes out 11/11/11 so therefore your argument is invalid.
     
  9. And this is a little forum game isn't it.
     
  10. 1. Buy generator
    2. Buy some good bud
    3. Raid Gamestop
    4. Play Skyrim whilest blazed
     
  11. Lol yea

    1. grow weed
    2. play skyrim
    3. disregard zombies
     
  12. I'll probably stay in my house and play Skyrim. Not even the end of humanity is getting inbetween me and Skyrim.
     
  13. Me and ma *****z will form a militia together which would be about 7 max, then add family of course, so we'll get the 4 swords in my house, my friends smith and weston, nd baseball bats, head to the Walmart and Bucks to take there guns, then let all of us scheme a plan to where we leave the town, maybe hop on a boat cuz we live right next to the beach?

    Well bring fishing rods bait food, fish out there for a bit, get fish, eat chill, then go back to the land and see whats up. We would also be scheming on the boat obviously
     
  14. I'd dress my self up like one and try to fit in
     
  15. I'll make a thread about it on GC. After that I dunno what I'll do really
     
  16. Suicide

    /thread
     

  17. What if you get shot like Bill Murray?

    My plan: surround my house in outward facing treadmills, laugh, get bored, smoke more weed and laugh more.
     
  18. First I'd go to the nearest market/markets and steal as much food and water as possible. I then will break into the nearest Pot Club and stead everything inside that I can smoke...it should be enough hash to last a lifetime...
    Then I'd go to an outdoor supply place like REI and steal some solar or salt-water powered generators so I could bring my PC and all my movies/TV Shows with me (it has hundreds of movies on the hard drive and a blu-ray drive...plus my porn stash)

    Then I'd steal a high-end yacht, pack my products on board and set adrift in the San Diego Bay (to avoid large ocean currents) and live my life out in peace on my gorgeous yacht. If possible, I'd steal a ton of dog and cat food and bring my pets on board with me too.
     
  19. Lol i love this!
     

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