Do you ever come up with sayings? We always quote others, but, how often do we make our own. Here's some of mine.. Not incredible, but, fun... "I'm finally pulling my head out of my ass. Only two more stops to go!" "A marriage can be like one long bowl movement. Feels good in the beginning, but, eventually, gets flushed down the toilet." "Encourage other people's abilities, instead of bragging about your own" "Google is better than god! It actually answers all of your questions". "I'm growing a goatee because I want to learn how to think." "Your Life is Reflection of your Beliefs". "Religion is like McDonalds. It's made to order, and order is made" OK, those are some of mine.
"Cheese" "For your health" "Cowboy boot" "Asiiiit" (redneck way of saying that's it) "What's a panini?" "Do it to it!" "Bored on a sunday? Make sandwiches for the rest of the week, you doofus!"
Whenever I'm at work, it's usually a combination of Fuck Fuck me Fuck me hard Fuck me up the ass I'm not a sexline worker, I just don't like my job
I love your quote about the goatee. I think I'm gonna steal it. Not steal it, but just... say it now. I'll say my 'friend' made it up.
Mine is, "leave your troubles at the trail-head" Admittedly, it doesn't mean a whole lot to many people. It's mostly my mountain biking thing. Mountain biking is my way of forgetting everything that's bothering me. As a matter of fact, I forget about nearly everything when I descend. I think that's a big reason why I like coming down the hill. It isn't just the speed of the descents and the moment to moment satisfaction of making a good decision on turning, avoiding rocks, avoiding trees, clearing rock gardens, et cetera... it's the level of concentration needed on what I am doing. It makes me lose sight, temporarily, of everything else that is going on in my life. Absolutely all my troubles that I had before the ride fade. Anyways, I have to spend a lot of energy focusing on not creating anymore troubles-like a broken collar bone.
I've had to say that to a lot of people at work, as they make comments about mu Goatee. They laugh, but, not sure if they really get it.
Not mine but I read it earlier and it made me laugh pretty hard "if she's old enough to pee, she's good enough for me"
What is there to get? As soon as you think about a goatee and the act of thinking, you get the mental image... It's not that complex. Edit: Now that I think about it, most people aren't thinkers like the good majority of us here on GC. I can imagine myself saying that to someone and getting a sympathy chuckle as they are absolutely puzzled as to what I could mean by that. "Most people are dolts these days. The way I see it, it puts me two steps ahead of everyone else." _Me, just now. (number of times 'think' is used in this post: 4)