Your Line When Ur High!!

"How the hell did you guys get in my room?"

 

Oh, I just remembered...... something....?

 

"Dude.. I'm f*cking ripped."

 

man im fuckin high
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Shittttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt....

 

"...............whoa.................i'm obliterated."

 

i seem to start every sentence i say off with the words man dude, so usually for me it goes something like ..... man dude...i'm fuckin baked

 

*looks to nearest person and nods head* they get the message. that or i say something along the lines of "that hit quick."

edit: there are a few of these threads. but the hell

 

"hahaha... fuck... hahaha"

Haha I just sit back and smile.

 

*coughs* Shit, that was big.

eric

 

I have no idea whats goin on...(like Towlie!)

 

"Keeel all de whyteez!" (long story )

 

I always just sit there and say "I dont know" over and over when im really stoned. Its pretty funny because im actually arguing with myself outloud.

 

"dude r u high?"

 

I get so stoned and laugh and then my friends laugh at me and say im retarted

 

"what the fuck?"

 

"I'm a li'l bit wasted right now"
I always add the "l'il bit"

 

everything ending wit man or starting?