what the fuck is going on GC!!!!! march break!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lets make a thread for all of our best jokes of all time! you can post as many as you want as long as there all fucking good ones , any kind of jokes one liners- story jokes- bar jokes- funny stories- anything i guess !@#$#@!% i'll start hear about that guy that got in a crash and lost his left arm and leg? no, oh hes all right now! ( cuz hes got no left limbs) what did 1 atom say to the other atom? do these protons make my mass look big? how do they get deer to cross at the sign? theres a doctor and a patient. the doctor says i have 2 pieces of news. the patient replys oklets hear it nervously the doctor says you have aids, the patient says ohno! shit ok whats the next piece of news? the doctor says you have alzheimers disease. the patient says ohthat not so bad at least i don't have aids!!!!!!! thats all i can think of for now,i have tons of jokes but i cant seem to remember them now . o ya since the greatest joke is subjective, as long as you think its a good one. laughter is the best medicine. so lets get medicated! one more what do you or someone else call a monkey in a mine field?? a BABOOM! what does the fish say when he swims into a wall? DAMN!