Your FIRST Bong Experience!

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by Demented, Aug 19, 2010.

  1. Hello Blades,

    I want to hear a few stories, as well I want to share my first bong experience. It's not that long so don't be lazy.

    My first ever bong hit was very very enjoyable, It was one of the best highs I ever had. It was a small bong about 12 inches roughly, It was a round acrylic bong. It was packed with some good high mids. I took two hits my first hit was perfect, then my second hit as soon as I toked I took so much smoke until I couldn't breathe and what happened was I could feel the smoke inside my throat trapped in there. At this point my eyes were red as the devil's dick and I was trying to breathe and at the same time I was trying to throw up. I threw up but It wasn't throw up I'm not the type of person to puke at anything, It's rare for me to puke even after I drink.

    Anyhow I puked spit, It was really spit and what came out was white spit and a green color mixed with spit. It was pretty enjoyable after that I was high for about two hours and I remember after everyone took a couple of hits they all left and so did we my and my two friends. So we left, and we didn't know what to do so we were in the neighborhood, and we started walking around the neighborhood. After a few minutes we were tired we decided to lay down on our friends front lawn (at this time that friend wasn't with us) and we were so baked just talking and laughing. I was just laying at the grass and I couldn't remember were my friends house was at. I really couldn't remember the neighborhood or my friends house and I was just laying in the grass. That was a very pleasant experience, after 15 minutes passed laying on the grass my friend randomly gets a football and decides to play with my other friend while I'm chilling on the grass. My friend then loses his phone because he thought it would be smart enough to leave a phone somewhere in the grass. 5 minutes later he forgets where he put his phone so he's searching, he decides tomorrow morning he would wake up and find it. We call it a night I go to his house and I find plastic jar of Nutella, I hit that shit and went to bed. :devious:

    That was my first bong experience, and thank god it was a good one:smoke:. I want to hear your stories now blades!
     
  2. My first time was at this party ont he porch in the rain, lol. It was winter time so of course it was brick outside...anyway someone had to light it for me and pull it was really embarrassing because everyone else was experienced and I didn't want to be "that guy" that like..fucked up the bong or something like that. Anyway I kept sucking smoke through and eventually bong water got in my mouth.

    But hey afterwards I WAS RIPPED, haha.

    I still have troubles with bongs.
     
  3. My first bong experience was also my first kief experience. I got the first hit out of the bowl so all I got was kief for the most part, and I took too big of a hit. Immediately started coughing like a mother fucker and I couldn't breathe for what felt like a few minutes. Had to go outside to cool off, but after that I was just gone.
     
  4. When I lost my bong virginity. It was out of a 15.5" clear bong with a spherical bottom, it had sand-blasted Pantera logos all over it. It had just a stock downstem and bowl (conical shape).

    It was in the back of my friends Honda Civic with four others in the car. I got first hit. I milked the shit out of it, inhaled and suddenly it was like a Pink Floyd stage-show, smoke EVERYWHERE. I didn't even cough.

    Funny thing was, I had to go to my friends house just minutes after the huge session. I was met by his mother. LOL. I asked her "is 'X' home?". She confirmed. I got my friend and then we left.. To smoke some more.

    It was awesome.
     
  5. Me and a friend went to this other friend's house during lunch junior year. Only seniors were allowed to leave campus so i was kinda nervous about ditching.


    We get to said friends house and smoke a bowl which got me pretty high (4th time smoking and first time in a year or two). Afterwards my friend whose house we were out pulls out a typical quite large 14in stained glass bong.

    He lights it for me and I take a hit and start coughing a damn lung out.


    Needless to say I got back to school and went to art class where I tripped the FUCK out lol The art teacher was a hippie too So im sure she knew something was up but I kept my cool and she didnt say anything.

    Went on to have her for art senior year too where I would blaze and go to her classes after lunch.

    :smoke:
     
  6. The very first time I got high it was from a bong! It was my friend's sister's boyfriend's bong. Took one solid rip and I was launched into space. Everything cracked me up, everything was awesome, and I felt more at ease than I ever had before. Ever since, I became a dedicated stoner.:smoke:
     
  7. my first bong hit, was my first hit ever off of anything. I died. the end
     
  8. I cannot remember the first time I smoked a bong.:confused:
     
  9. During the summer of my sophomore year of high school, I didn't smoke too often, my girlfriend didn't 'allow' it, and it was considered scummy at my age i guess, but I decided to take a bong rip before a large, local, communities anniversary, and I was extremely stoned. I remember running to the park while my friends were on bikes and keeping up without a problem, which was awesome and then just laying down and geeking out while watching fireworks with some friends. Very good time :D
     

  10. That's how you know it was a good experience!:metal:
     
  11. I will always remember that day for various reasons. But it was outta a nice glass one footer. It was white and brown so I made a joke it looked like that german shit porn or whatever. So my friends load it up with some dank, and they all rip it, and when it gets to me I take it and rip it, but to much smoke got built up so I inhaled like a fourth of it and than started coughing like a bitch. Afterwards though me and my friends walked to HEB and bought a shit ton of food. Than I fell in a ditch. Than we layed down in my friends tv room and discussed what it would be like to die for two hours. Good times
     
  12. I smoked too much and was seeing fractals
     
  13. My first bong experience was when me and my mate took his bro's bong and filled it with beer. I took 2 hits and was unbelievably ripped. We then went to the store and on the way, my mate was like "Where's the dog, Edd we've lost the dog" (We had no dog haha) and then when we got to the store he kept calling me Daddy, saying "Daddy can we get some sweets" I was laughing my ass off.

    When I went to pay for our munch I thought it was hilarious how the Cashier said "do you want a bag with that" and I was just standing there laughing at him for like 2/3 minutes.

    We finally got out the store and had a good chow down / smoked some more or something :smoke: and then I went home... All in all it was the best high i've had... ever!
     
  14. I got so high I nearly fell off a wall and then me and my friend walked home and found the end of the rainbow. Seriously, it was the end of the freaking rainbow.

    Do you want to know what's at the end of the rainbow????

    A bush. No joke.
     
  15. wow all these stories

    first time i smoked a bong, i immediately coughed into it and soaked the bowl. Everybody there looked at me, stunned, and someone slapped me hard in the back of the head. This caused me to drop the bong, which then shattered on the concrete.

    I had never run so fast in my life. Thank god it wasn't my school
     
  16. Hit it like a champ, passed it....coughed for like the next 5 minutes, eyes shot red, head felt like it was being squeezed from all angles. :p When all that subsided, oh man....highest I've ever been, lol. Just sat in my chair staring out at the sky for a good hour or so. Couldn't move or say anything. Was absolutely taken by the stars, hahaha.

    I love stoner moments. :D
     
  17. WOW, My first time was with a couple of friends outside some shop

    I was smoking outta a zong and got destroyed, I didnt know how to hit it so i was swallowing smoke and I remember laying on the ground not wanting to move and fading in and out - total zombie
     
  18. My first week at college. Met some bros in the dormroom next to mine, we immediately knew of the tokage going down in each dorm, I had good pot, they had a bong and an xbox, it seemed to work out pretty well. I sit down to hit the bong the first time I'm over there and wow... had NO idea what I was in for. Immediate super high and immediately the worst cottonmouth ever, but of course I don't want to come off as a bitch so I continue hitting it. After a few rotations I'm just gone... and I realize I have to go to class. I go to leave... arrive at the door... and can't figure out what to do. I look at it for a moment, then I decide pushing it is the best option, no luck, maybe pulling? still no luck. what do I do? AH TURN THE KNOB. Turn and pull... WHAT THE FUCK?! At this point I just start raging on their door like a caged animal... after a few moments I hear "Dude... turn the lock" I never laughed so hard in my life. I <3 Bongs.
     
  19. back when i was 16 me an my friends M and N walked to there aunts place an bought a quarter M asked if we could use his aunts bong an she agreed so we loaded a party bowl and M got first hit N got second hit i got the third hit i milked it it was about a 16 inch glass bong milked it 2 times an coughed my lungs out it was awesome after the bong session we where all blasted to the moon and we walked over to our friend J.s house and smoked a few joints with J then we all parted ways an walked home man i have never been so confused in my life i couldnt find my way home for what felt like 5 hours lol it was awesome i went out to my back yard when i got home an smoked another joint an watched the stars it was biblical
     
  20. my first bong experiance was in a park hitting a b made up of a mr clean jug and some tubes. The mr. clean jug was one of the big one with the handles, the costco sized ones. first hit was massive as i didnt know you werent supposed to inhale as hard as you could. I must've coughed for like 5 minutes straight. Then we went to 2-4-1 pizza and i zoned out for like an hour, and then i dumped like a whole bottle of visine in my eye before goin home and passing out. I've never been that baked since.
     

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