Your Favorite Pot Lyrics

Discussion in 'Music genres, Bands and Artists' started by demon666, Jun 30, 2003.

  1. What is your favorite pot lyric?...mine is....

    Now here's a Zig-Zag Story while Im rightin this song
    Sit back,relax, Im igniting this bong
    Picture this:Sandy beaches, dimes wearing thongs
    Servin mixed drinks to me all night long
    With my feedback, puffin on my weedsack
    Shit you cant believe that
    People ask me,"where you buy your trees at?"
    Got the bombay, Ganjay Limegreen
    The sticky icky Ganja got me needin Visine
    Like a magic carpet ride, Come fly wit me
    And this for my homies that get high wit me
    Just crack the Phillie open, Cause we keep on smokin
    Dime rubbin on lotion, feet saokin in tha ocean
    On a tropical island stayin sunny
    We outta Phillies, Take these skins, somebody roll a mummy
    Now poeple say that money makes the world go round
    So come escape wiht me
    And lets puff on a pound
    ---V-Ice(Vanilla Ice)

    im sorry it was so long...just love that song!!!!( ha...that rhymed...lol)
     
  2. I smoke two joints in the mornin'
    I smoke two joints at night
    I smoke two joints in the afternoon
    It makes me feel alright
    I smoke two joints in time of peace
    And two in time of war
    I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints
    And then I smoke two more

    -Bob Marley

    speaks for itself really doesn't it?
     
  3. I like marijuana,
    we like marijuana,
    you like marijuana,
    legalize marijuana.

    mr pookie- smokin marijuana.
     
  4. Kings Blend Lyrics

    Kottonmouth Kings

    High Society

    Good Evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to this years Cannabis Cup
    finals!
    Some of the best buds from all over the planet displayed here today,
    Bud smokers.. let's get ready to bubble!!!
    With this years entry the Kings Blend the undisputed heavyweight smokers of
    the world.. the KOTTONMOUTH KINGS!!

    Kings Blend we all smoke them,
    Cream of the crop, creme de la cremes,
    Kings Blend God's special spliff,
    Cannabis Cup, No Doubt We Win,
    Kings Blend, Tasters Choice,
    I know you're real high when you hear my voice...
    Real high when you hear my voice...
    I know you're real high when you hear my voice...

    You wanna smoke with us you better bring an ounce,
    Cuz we get down with a southern bounce,
    P-Town led the fair where I move the pounds,
    Now I'm coming and runnin' your city unannounced,
    So don't get clowned when we come around,
    We so down to earth that we underground,
    I'm puffin' on the green while you're smokin' shit brown,
    Cuffin' to the team compound lock down,
    I'm aside my krown throwin' strike for the mound,
    Keep it tight wound like two blood hounds,
    I'm gettin' so profound we make the haters frown,
    Got your girl beggin' me to be gagged and bound,
    Make the world spin round so turn it loud,
    That danced out, thumped out, mo thug crowd,
    Started in '96 with the O.C. sound,
    Now we comin' So Cal,
    Now we world renowned,

    Kings Blend we all smoke them,
    Cream of the crop, creme de la cremes,
    Kings Blend God's special spliff,
    Cannabis Cup, No Doubt We Win,
    Kings Blend, Tasters Choice,
    I know you're real high when you hear my voice...
    Real high when you hear my voice...
    I know you're real high when you hear my voice...

    Kings Blend we all smoke them,
    Cream of the crop, creme de la cremes,
    Kings Blend God's special spliff,
    Cannabis Cup, No Doubt We Win,
    Kings Blend, Tasters Choice,
    I know you're real high when you hear my voice...
    Real high when you hear my voice...
    I know you're real high when you hear my voice...

    Now I'm Johnny Richter that's the king D-Loc,
    Between Bone Thugs blowin' gangs of smoke,
    I guarantee you can't out smoke me,
    We can do it live on cable T.V.
    With kings blend dope you choke before you spoke,
    We toke to call your hope and you still can't cope,
    With the bubble berry blue you're through,
    Get your krew tight, shoo get a clue, you belong in the Zoo,
    Yup, swingin' from a rope eatin' cantaloupe,
    Or woke in a boat like a frog and croak,
    Don't get the wrong view, you're all past due,
    We get the oohs and ahhhs while y'all get the boos,
    You won't know how I know cuz I put it to a vote,
    We the greatest smokers that you can quote,
    Quote for quote let me clear my throat,
    Been puffin' kings blend bong load al a mode,
    The neutron bomb, the sticky green,
    I'm higher than a kite when i hit the scene,
    Stoners Reekin Havoc ask Kevin Zing,
    But he'll only reply if it means ching ching,

    Kings Blend we all smoke them,
    Cream of the crop, creme de la cremes,
    Kings Blend God's special spliff,
    Cannabis Cup, No Doubt We Win,
    Kings Blend, Tasters Choice,
    I know you're real high when you hear my voice...
    Real high when you hear my voice...
    I know you're real high when you hear my voice...

    Kings Blend we all smoke them,
    Cream of the crop, creme de la cremes,
    Kings Blend God's special spliff,
    Cannabis Cup, No Doubt We Win,

    D double dash Loc I'm from O. C.
    I still can't see when the smoke hits me,
    Startin hittin' each hash ?? so I can make ends meet,
    Defeat the weak matter of my league,
    I freeze OGs leave me stunned and deceived,
    I'm freakin' this beat while I'm stoned in the street,
    While you down on your knees, beggin' oh please,
    Chillin' in a room hot boxed to the ceilin',
    ?? the crop cuz we got top billin',
    Feelin' high as fuck so the buds fulfillin',
    Dealin' then healin' never stoner revealin',
    Now my nug buy me E sacks I be killin',
    Ran out of paper started usin' ??,
    Never caught a cold but I always be illin',
    Spillin' brew with a view from the ruthless villain,

    High as a kite got a real funny feelin',
    Kings blend dope probably worth about a million,
    ?? lights miracle grow,
    Hydro rock those fans gotta blow,
    Sittin' low pro on the fog soaked dome,
    ? to the party ?? bone,
    Three months later we's all gettin' stoned,
    Fillin' up Southern Cali toker zone,
    Seizin' clones pounds of zones,
    Cannabis Cup we bringin' it home,
    To the Golden State where it belong,
    Kottonmouth king can't bring it home ya'll,

    Kings Blend we all smoke them,
    Cream of the crop, creme de la cremes,
    Kings Blend God's special spliff,
    Cannabis Cup, No Doubt We Win,
    Kings Blend, Tasters Choice,
    I know you're real high when you hear my voice...
    Real high when you hear my voice...
    I know you're real high when you hear my voice...

    Kings Blend we all smoke them,
    Cream of the crop, creme de la cremes,
    Kings Blend God's special spliff,
    Cannabis Cup, No Doubt We Win,

    Kings Blend we all smoke them,
    Cream of the crop, creme de la cremes,
    Kings Blend God's special spliff,
    Cannabis Cup, No Doubt We Win,
    Kings Blend, Tasters Choice,
    I know you're real high when you hear my voice...
    Real high when you hear my voice...
    I know you're real high when you hear my voice...
     
  5. Well its not a pot song but I love the line in Jimmy Buffett's song called manana, Women and water are in short supply theres not enough dope for us all to get high! I love being a parrothead!
     
  6. here it goes
    pick it, pack it, fire it up and come a long,
    take hit from the bong,
    put the blunt down just for a second,
    don't get me wrong its not a new thinkin,
    inhale
    exhale
    I just got an ounce in the mail.
    I like a joint and some big fat dope
    but my four footer bong is gettin me stoned
    So sell it
    theres water inside, don't spill it
    smells like shit on the carpet
    And I can't figure out much of the rest. Cypress hill hits from the bong.
     
  7. it's Method. don't get me wrong, it's not a new Method.

    just had to say that...

    "If you don't like my fire, then don't come around, cause I'm gonna burn one dahahahown, yes, I'm gonna burn one, down."-Ben Harper

    this next lyric is so hilarious i just have to say it. So I'm taking a piss in schlotsky's (the best) on a road trip recently, and they are playing Kokomo over the loudspeaker, which is always louder in the bathroom. then I hear a part of the song I'd never heard before: "That dreamy look in your eye, gives me a tropical contact high." what a great line that is. oh yes.
     
  8. They stone you when you try to be so good.
    They stone you just like they said they would.
    They stone you when you try to go ho-o-me.
    Then they stone you when you're there all alone.
    But I would not feel so all alone,
    Everybody must get stoned
    --Bob Dylan
     
  9. walking down the street smokin endo =P snoop dogg
    blizzified on an extra wide bob marley spliff - black thought from the roots
    the pipe the pipe lets pack the pipe - pharcyde
     

  10. haha babe u know every word to that whole song!u r too cute!
     

  11. thats NOT how its goes puto,


    Good Evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to this years Cannabis Cup
    finals!
    Some of the best buds from all over the planet displayed here today,
    Bud smokers.. let's get ready to bubble!!!
    With this years entry the Kings Blend the undisputed heavyweight smokers of
    the world.. the KOTTONMOUTH KINGS!!

    Kings Blend We Out-Smoke Them,
    Cream Of The Crop, Creme Dela Creme,
    Kings Blend, Us Verses Them,
    Cannabis Cup, No Doubt We Win,
    Kings Blend, Tasters Choice,
    I know you're real high when you hear my voice...
    Real high when you hear my voice...
    I know you're real high when you hear my voice...

    You wanna smoke with us you better bring an ounce,
    Cuz we get down with a southern bounce,
    P-Town led the fair where I move the pounds,
    Now I'm coming and runnin' your city unannounced,
    So don't get clowned when we come around,
    We so down to earth that we underground,
    I'm puffin' on the green while you're smokin' shit brown,
    Cuffin' to the team compound lock down,
    I'm aside my krown throwin' strike for the mound,
    Keep it tight wound like two blood hounds,
    I'm gettin' so profound we make the haters frown,
    Got your girl beggin' me to be gagged and bound,
    Make the world spin round so turn it loud,
    That danced out, thumped out, mo thug crowd,
    Started in '96 with the O.C. sound,
    Now we comin' So Cal,
    Now we world renowned,

    Kings Blend We Out-Smoke Them,
    Cream Of The Crop, Creme Dela Creme,
    Kings Blend, Us Verses Them,
    Cannabis Cup, No Doubt We Win,
    Kings Blend, Tasters Choice,
    I know you're real high when you hear my voice...
    Real high when you hear my voice...
    I know you're real high when you hear my voice...

    Kings Blend We Out-Smoke Them,
    Cream Of The Crop, Creme Dela Creme,
    Kings Blend, Us Verses Them,
    Cannabis Cup, No Doubt We Win,
    Kings Blend, Tasters Choice,
    I know you're real high when you hear my voice...
    Real high when you hear my voice...
    I know you're real high when you hear my voice...

    Now I'm Johnny Richter that's the king D-Loc,
    Between Bone Thugs blowin' gangs of smoke,
    I guarantee you can't out smoke me,
    We can do it live on cable T.V.
    With kings blend dope you choke before you spoke,
    We toke to call your hope and you still can't cope,
    With the bubble berry blue you're through,
    Get your krew tight, shoo get a clue, you belong in the Zoo,
    Yup, swingin' from a rope eatin' cantaloupe,
    Or woke in a boat like a frog and croak,
    Don't get the wrong view, you're all past due,
    We get the oohs and ahhhs while y'all get the boos,
    You won't know how I know cuz I put it to a vote,
    We the greatest smokers that you can quote,
    Quote for quote let me clear my throat,
    Been puffin' kings blend bong load al a mode,
    The neutron bomb, the sticky green,
    I'm higher than a kite when i hit the scene,
    Stoners Reekin Havoc ask Kevin Zing,
    But he'll only reply if it means ching ching,

    Kings Blend We Out-Smoke Them,
    Cream Of The Crop, Creme Dela Creme,
    Kings Blend, Us Verses Them,
    Cannabis Cup, No Doubt We Win,
    Kings Blend, Tasters Choice,
    I know you're real high when you hear my voice...
    Real high when you hear my voice...
    I know you're real high when you hear my voice...

    Kings Blend We Out-Smoke Them,
    Cream Of The Crop, Creme Dela Creme,
    Kings Blend Us Verses Them,
    Cannabis Cup, No Doubt We Win,

    D double dash L Long O C, I'm from O. C.
    I still can't see when the smoke hits me,
    Startin hittin' each hash ?? so I can make ends meet,
    Defeat the weak matter of my league,
    I freeze OGs leave me stunned and deceived,
    I'm freakin' this beat while I'm stoned in the street,
    While you down on your knees, beggin' oh please,
    Chillin' in a room hot boxed to the ceilin',
    ?? the crop cuz we got top billin',
    Feelin' high as fuck so the buds fulfillin',
    Dealin' then healin' never stoner revealin',
    Now my nug buy me E sacks I be killin',
    Ran out of paper started usin' ??,
    Never caught a cold but I always be illin',
    Spillin' brew with a view from the ruthless villain,

    High as a kite got a real funny feelin',
    Kings blend dope probably worth about a million,
    ?? lights miracle grow,
    Hydro rock those fans gotta blow,
    Sittin' low pro on the fog soaked dome,
    ? to the party ?? bone,
    Three months later we's all gettin' stoned,
    Fillin' up Southern Cali toker zone,
    Seizin' clones pounds of zones,
    Cannabis Cup we bringin' it home,
    To the Golden State where it belong,
    Kottonmouth king can't bring it home ya'll,

    Kings Blend We Out-Smoke Them,
    Cream Of The Crop, Creme Dela Creme,
    Kings Blend, Us Verses Them,
    Cannabis Cup, No Doubt We Win,
    Kings Blend, Tasters Choice,
    I know you're real high when you hear my voice...
    Real high when you hear my voice...
    I know you're real high when you hear my voice...

    Kings Blend We Out-Smoke Them,
    Cream Of The Crop, Creme Dela Creme,
    Kings Blend Us Verses Them,
    Cannabis Cup, No Doubt We Win,

    Kings Blend We Out-Smoke Them,
    Cream Of The Crop, Creme Dela Creme,
    Kings Blend, Us Verses Them,
    Cannabis Cup, No Doubt We Win,
    Kings Blend, Tasters Choice,
    I know you're real high when you hear my voice...
    Real high when you hear my voice...
    I know you're real high when you hear my voice...
     
  12. Out on the Porch

    [Verse 1]
    Lets have a mid city fiesta with your west LA connections
    Hop inside the vehicle start crossing intersections
    We learning life's lessons
    While we blaze this herbal essence
    A man was still a child and I have so many questions
    A struggle on my life till we vade the misconceptions
    To find a place to live between the negatives and positives
    While trying to make money slanging synonyms and homonyms
    I went to pops house so I can visit moms and him
    Cut to the mall got them brand new pair of timberlands
    Then dipped down a one way trying to skew up double k
    And chill with my people on this bright and sunny day
    My nigga spliff was sippin beck's I'm slappin hands with guests
    Ok the shady spot so we can circulate the stress
    Mary Jane invades my brain now I can't complain
    I'm sayin what else is there to do besides relax
    Let the problems in your mind become ancient artifacts
    Perhaps these raps can help you alleviate
    The things that's got you trippin you watch me demonstrate
    First you ignore the nonsense and clear your conscience
    Let your pen touch the paper write verbs and consonants
    As the words become a sentence you start to feelin different
    The stress is out your mind you feel like the weight was lifted
    Terrific I'm glad we had this time to discuss
    I'm outro call me if you want to blaze one up

    [Chorus]
    When the stress burns my brain just like acid raindrops,
    Mary Jane is the only thing that makes the pain stop.
    I let the music take over my soul, body and mind
    To kick back relax one time and you goin find
    When the stress burns my brain just like acid raindrops,
    Mary Jane is the only thing that makes the pain stop.
    Just let the music take over my soul, body and mind
    To kick back relax one time and you goin find

    [Verse 2]
    I try to keep it stress free take everyday at a time
    Make sure the families in place and let the music unwind
    I got men to take charge like major outlet
    Ride around the country chillin in my LA express
    On every street corner
    The importance of having fun
    If he bottle spill tobacco don't nobody carry guns
    We keep our minds on fun and let the drums do the bangin
    On any given day like Mr. Cooper yo we hangin
    Under the blue sky the state laced the small
    Belucchi quarter inched cables with all the sound that we brawl
    Can't get enough so brother pass another cold one
    Feel like a dad at a ball game mappin with his son
    Chuck D yo word up we buggin over time
    From the light to the lime original star time
    It's the double criss one

    It camel brought the ammo so we can shoot
    Game like thugs on your sport channel
    Take off the du-rag replace it with a thinkin cap
    If you didn't know tell the bro he should have known that
    We here for one thing and that's to remain
    What's the name...name...name...nigga

    [Chorus]
    When the stress burns my brain just like acid raindrops,
    Mary Jane is the only thing that makes the pain stop.
    I let the music take over my soul, body and mind
    To kick back relax one time and you goin find
    When the stress burns my brain just like acid raindrops,
    Mary Jane is the only thing that makes the pain stop.
    Just let the music take over my soul, body and mind
    To kick back relax one time and you goin find

    [Verse 3]
    Yo L.A. hit me one time make it funky
    Double down on my underground sound I'm feelin lucky
    For this jackpot I jacks pot to feelin my crips
    We lay back chillin and feelin the music relates
    We on the to the two hangin with my crew
    Bullshittin while we sittin down drinkin our Sabu
    And to the afternoon turns to the moonlight
    Funky tracks and nickle sacks freestylin all night
    Doin it right no one with time music make it better
    My crew banging two blocks like shots from my berretta
    Snub no's to the hoes who pose I suppose
    Honey you gotta understand your mans got flows
    And I'm leavin you so by the time I get the phoenix
    Underground ground hits are goin to fiend this musical genius
    Transglobal by the books
    Like Barnes with noble hooks
    Armed with overlooked talented guests of while bless crooks
    Who still lose and keep this shit alive
    Something for your truths to sit around and bye bye
    For camel double invest to ease stress
    We bout to hip hop so have fun and god bless

    [Chorus]
    When the stress burns my brain just like acid raindrops,
    Mary Jane is the only thing that makes the pain stop.
    I let the music take over my soul, body and mind
    To kick back relax one time and you goin find
    When the stress burns my brain just like acid raindrops,
    Mary Jane is the only thing that makes the pain stop.
    Just let the music take over my soul, body and mind
    To kick back relax one time and you goin find

    [Verse 4]
    Pop collars to this
    Wear ice to this
    Drink crys to this
    Yo is there somethin we missed
    Pop collars to this
    Wear ice to this
    Drink crys to this
    Is there somethin we missed?
    Yeh like my two way
    Throw boes and do the shoulder shake
    We throwin boes up in here
    Do the shoulder shake
    Oh shit my two way
    Oops my shoulder shake
    I'm throwin bows
     
  13. Legalize it - don't criticize it
    Legalize it and i will advertise it

    Some call it tampee
    Some call it the weed
    Some call it Marijuana
    Some of them call it Ganja

    Legalize it - don't criticize it
    Legalize it and i will advertise it

    Singer smoke it
    And players of instruments too
    Legalize it, yeah, yeah
    That's the best thing you can do
    Doctors smoke it
    Nurses smoke it
    Judges smoke it
    Even the lawyers too

    Legalize it - don't criticize it
    Legalize it and i will advertise it

    It's good for the flu
    It's good for asthma
    Good for tuberculosis
    Even umara composis

    Legalize it - don't criticize it
    Legalize it and i will advertise it

    Bird eat it
    And they leave it
    Fowls eat it
    Goats love to play with it

    - Peter Tosh
     
  14. I'm in the land..
    L.A. -- land of the sticky
    Sup?
    What ch'all niggaz know bout that purple weed nigga?
    Show y'all niggaz some shit
    It's that sticky, that bud

    Indo, hydro
    Open up the window, I'm bout to blow!
    That fire shit
    Nigga what ch'all, what ch'all got
    what ch'all got to roll em up?
    Packwoods? Garcia Vegas? Straight chocolate Phillies?
    Nigga straight, ?, the Dutches and the Black n Milds?
    Y'all niggaz don't know nuttin about them Corolas
    Ha yeah, J.O.B., one point five


    Break it up, chop it up, cut it up, tuck the end
    Take the Phillie out and roll it up!
    Light it, hit it, hold it, pass
    Puff puff blow it up!
    See some of y'all niggaz be talkin about blowin
    but can't handle the doja
    Gettin sleepy n shit, quittin all early
    Bitch you ain't no smoker!
    Y'all must think used to hittin that dirt
    the sticks with the brown buds
    Me, I ain't got shit else to do
    Nigga I'm bout to get FUCKED UP!
    Two cases of green, optimal burned away
    A.M. done turned to P.M.
    and nighttime done turned back to day
    I'm, still smo-kin
    Feelin sporty in my hotel - spent the whole day gettin LOA-DED!
    It's nothin but smoke til there's nothin to smoke
    It's nothin but sticky and nothin but doja
    Disconnect the smoke detector and
    put a wet towel up under the door!
    Nobody else probably more dope for me, I got the whole tree
    Leftovers for me, whoo this bitch off the HEE!
    Button up cause suck em up is a pet peeve
    First don't put my light in your pocket
    Second don't wet my god damn weed!!
    That's just two, before I could get to three and four
    five and six, I heard a DUM DUM DUM DUM at the do'
    Evidence all over, I've been doin somethin serious
    Gotta hide this shit, cause I know that's hotel security
    I played it off, I said, "Come back later I ain't got on no clothes"
    He said, "Sorry sir, I don't mean to disturb ya, but I smell smoke!"
    Fuck it just went to jail for that shit
    I ain't goin back
    I done ate an ounce and I'ma flush the rest
    Cause I ain't goin out like that!
    Sprayin cologne and cuttin on the shower
    Tryin to clear it up
    Worried like a dog but I gotta open the door
    Fukkit here go nuthin!
    The do' swung open and some young nigga
    talkin bout, "What's happenin?"
    He said, "I know you got that fire, sell your boy a sack!"

    Ain't that a bitch!
    Boy you betta get your bitch ass up outta here
    Nigga I'd think you the motherfuckin police
    I done threw all my motherfuckin weed away
    fuckin with you old bitch ass nigga
    Nigga, get your motherfuckin hoe ass up outta here
    Bitch before I stomp your bitch ass
    The fuck!
    Boy this nigga done blew my motherfuckin high
     
  15. Let us burn one
    from end to end
    and pass it over
    to me my friend
    burn it long, we'll burn it slow
    to light me up before I go
    if you don't like my fire
    then don't come around
    cause I'm gonna burn one down
    yes I'm gonna burn one down
    my choice is what I choose to do
    and if I'm causing no harm
    it shouldn't bother you
    your choice is who you choose to bo
    and if you're causin' no harm
    then you're alright with me
    if you don't like my fire
    then don't come around
    cause I'm gonna burn one down
    yes I'm gonna burn one down
    herb the gift from the earth
    and what's from the earth
    is of the greatest worth
    so before you knock it try it first
    you'll see it's a blessing
    and not a curse
    if you don't like my fire
    then don't come around
     
  16. Some of my favorite pot lyrics are definitely from Kottenmouth Kings but also my signature lyrics from Dave are my favorite because it can either be a girl or pot depending on how you look at it and for me those are the two most important things in life!
     
  17. Colt 45 by Afroman.



    Wait a minute man
    Ay check this out man
    It was this blind man, right?
    Man check this
    It was this blind man, right?
    He was feelin' his way down the street with this stick, right?
    Ay, he walked past this fish market
    You know what I'm sayin'?
    He stopped, he took a deep breath, he said
    Woo, good morning ladies
    You like that shit man?
    Ay, I got a gang of that shit, man
    I tell you what
    My man on the guitar
    Ay, fool on the drums
    Everybody just crowd 'round the mic
    I tell you all these motherfuckin' jokes I got man
    So first I'm gonna start it off like this
    Help me sing it home boy, come on
    Said colt 45 and two zig-zags
    Baby that's all we need
    We can go to the park after dark smoke that tumbleweed
    As the marijuana burn
    We can take our turn
    Singin' them dirty rap songs
    Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong
    It still takes from here to Hong Kong

    So roll, roll, roll my joint
    Pick out the seeds and stems
    Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palm Dell
    Skatin on datin rims
    So roll, roll the 83
    Cadallac Coupe Caville
    If my tapes and my cd's just don't sell
    I bet my Cavy will
    Well it was just sundown in a small white town
    They call it eastside Palm Dell
    When the Afro Man walked through the white land
    Houses went up for sale
    Well I was standin' on the corner sellin' rap CD's
    when I met a little girl named Jan
    I let her ride in my Caddy
    cuz I didn't know her daddy was the leader of the Ku Klux Klan
    We fucked on the bed
    Fucked on the flo'
    Fucked so long I grew a fuckin' afro
    Then I fucked to the left
    Fucked to the right
    She sucked my dick 'til the shit turned white
    I thought to myself
    Sheeba sheeba got my ass lookin' like a zebra
    I put on my clothes and I was on my way
    Until her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet
    So I ran, I jumped out the back window
    But her daddy, he was waitin with a two-by-fo'
    Oh, he beat me to the left
    He beat me to the right
    The motherfucker whooped my ass all night
    But I ain't mad at her prejudice dad
    That's the best damn pussy I ever had
    Got a bad of weed and a bottle o' wine
    I'm a fuck that bitch just one more time
    Colt 45 and two zig-zags
    Baby that's all we need
    We can go to the park after dark smoke that tumbleweed
    And as the marijuana burn
    We can take our turn
    Singin' them dirty rap songs
    Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong
    It still takes from here to Hong Kong

    So roll, roll, roll my joint
    Pick out the seeds and stems
    Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palm Dell
    Skatin on datin rims
    So roll, roll the 83
    Cadallac Coupe Caville
    If my tapes and my cd's just don't sell
    I bet my Cavy will
    I met this lady in Hollywood
    She had green hair but damn she looked good
    I took her to my house
    Cuz she was fine
    But she whooped out a dick that was bigger than mine
    I met this lady from Japan
    Never made love with an African
    I fucked her once
    I fucked her twice
    I ate that pussy like shrimp fried rice
    Don't be amazed at the stories I tell ya
    I met a woman in the heart of Australia
    Had a big butt and big titties, too
    So I hopped in her ass like a kangaroo
    See I met this woman from Hawaii
    Stuck it in her ass and she said I E
    Lips was breakfast
    Pussy was lunch
    Then her titties busted open with Hawaiin punch
    Met Colonel Sanders wife in the state of Kentucky
    She said I'll fry some chicken if you just bump me
    I came in her mouth
    It was a crisis
    I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices
    Colt 45 and two zig-zags
    Baby that's all we need
    We can go to the park after dark smoke that tumbleweed
    And as the marijuana burn
    We can take our turn
    Singin' them dirty rap songs
    Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong
    It still takes from here to Hong Kong

    I met Dolly Parton in Tennessee
    Her titties were filled with hennessy
    That country music really drove me crazy
    But I rode that ass and said "Yes, Miss Daisy"
    Met this lady in Oklahoma
    Put that pussy in a coma
    Met this lady in Michigan I can't wait 'til I fuck that bitch again
    Met a real black girl down in South Carolina
    Fucked her 'til she turned into a white albina
    Fucked this hooker in Iowa
    I fucked her on credit, so I owe her
    Fucked this girl down in Georgia
    Came in her mouth now I thought I told ya
    Met this beautiful sexy ho
    She just ran 'cross the border of Mexico
    Fine young thang said her name's Maria
    I wrapped her up just like a hot tortilla
    I wanna get married but I can't afford it
    I know I'm a cry when she get deported
    Colt 45 and two zig-zags
    Baby that's all we need
    We can go to the park after dark smoke that tumbleweed
    As the marijuana burn
    We can take our turn
    Singin' them dirty rap songs
    Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong
    It still takes from here to Hong Kong

    Have you ever went ova' a girl's house to fuck
    But the pussy just ain't no good? (say what)
    I mean you gettin' upset cuz you can't get her wet
    Plus you in the wrong neighborhood
    So you try to play it off and eat the pussy
    But it take her so long to cum
    Then a dude walk in
    That's her big boyfriend
    And he asks you where you from (where you from homey?)
    So you wipe your mouth and you try to explain (I don't bang)
    You start talkin' real fast (I don't bang)
    But he already mad cuz you fuckin' his woman
    So he start beatin' on yo' ass
    Now ya clothes all muddy
    Ya nose all bloody
    Your dick was hard but now it's all (what)
    You thought you had a girl to rock your world
    Now you still gotta go jack off
    Said colt 45 and two zig-zags
    Baby that's all we need
    We can go to the park...
     
  18. Harper's Burn one down is absolutely amazing
     
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  20. Gotcha Son
     

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