well with my current luck. THE DOG ANYDAY OF THE WEEK. im biased tho, since i love dogs more than humans, and currently have zero trust for women. whereas i could trust a dog with my life and chances are it would be worthwhile.
Had this from somewhere, cant recall where; Why men prefer to have a dog rather than a wife: 1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you. 2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name. 3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor. 4. A dog's parents never visit. 5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across. 6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day. 7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk. 8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing. 9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?" 10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away. 11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert. 12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting. 13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck. 14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff. 15. A dog won't leave you over money or getting fat. If you really want to find out who loves you the most, trying locking your dog and your wife in the trunk and see who is glad to see you when you let them out.
easily the dog. although im speaking as a married man. if i had to choose my dog or my wife it would be my wife. A dogs loyalty comes from how you treat the dog and if you train it. a new wife is harder to get then a new dog. reading this as high as i am it sound contradicting but my wife would never make me choose between her and the dog so w.e.
If i could get my first dog back (best one ever. RIP Mac...), vs getting a girlfriend... I would take the dog every time. Truly mans best friend. Will always be there for you.