'' you must choose'' the ol-lady..or the dog,?

Discussion in 'Sex, Love & Relationships' started by chicken, Feb 5, 2011.

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  1. #1 chicken, Feb 5, 2011
    WOMEN ARE A DIME A DOZEN,,,,

    BUT A GOOD DOG IS HARD TO COME BY,,,,, im talking about a loyal dog,, that obeys, dont poop in the house,, guards you,,, gives you unconditional love,,,,

    VS.

    a nagging ass woman,,, who is pissed off at you 1 week out of every month,,,,refuses to do the windows,,,,has control of '' your'' sex life.....+

    cant cook worth a damn,,,,,the clothes were cleaner before she '' washed'' them....

    YELLS AT SAID DOG,, PUTS HIM ON A CHAIN,,,,and when no-ones looking,,, '' throws things at him''

    ..[​IMG] vs...[​IMG]
     
  2. #2 Chewbracca, Feb 5, 2011
    no chicken, no

    just cause you have sex with dogs doesnt mean i want to
     
  3. #3 pulses, Feb 5, 2011
    ^ that made me lol.

    I hate dogs. Mainly cos they scare me.
     
  4. #4 Makizushi, Feb 5, 2011
    a dog can't make sandwiches.
     
  5. #5 Mental, Feb 5, 2011
    a dog takes much longer to train

    imma go with the dog :cool:
     
  6. #6 Chewbracca, Feb 5, 2011

    no rep? tough crowd
     
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  7. #7 ICGreen, Feb 5, 2011
    Most dogs can't bring you a beer either (some can). :smoke:
     
  8. #8 pulses, Feb 5, 2011
    I was told I can only give neutral rep. I'll rep you and let me know if that is true.

    Wait..I can't give you any cos I have to spread it around being giving it to you AGAIN.
     
  9. #9 User013, Feb 5, 2011
    The loyalty of a dog is to the death.

    The male to female ratio is in our favour.

    We're paying for it one way or another...


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  10. #10 Olesmoky, Feb 5, 2011
    Well... I'd take a good dog over every girl I've had so far so I'll have to go with the dog on this one.
     
  11. #11 ICGreen, Feb 5, 2011

    You can give anyone rep now that you have a light bar. You always could give some rep to those with the same or less points. :cool:
     
  12. #12 GGrass, Feb 5, 2011
    Any women who throw things at dogs should be kicked out of the house.
     
  13. #13 pulses, Feb 5, 2011
    Really? Cos I was told since I don't have 500 posts or more, I can only give neutral rep.

    I am shocked that anyone would pick a dog over a woman..
     
  14. #14 Chewbracca, Feb 5, 2011
    hahahaha

    ahh lifes good
     
  15. #15 gburna, Feb 5, 2011
    theres plenty of women in the world, but a good dog is hard to come by on.
     
  16. #16 chicken, Feb 5, 2011

    thats what im talking about<--------------:cool:
     
  17. #17 Food Negotiator, Feb 5, 2011
    A woman can turn her back on you but a dog will never even think of it.
     
  18. #18 Euphoric Toker, Feb 5, 2011
    Put that bitch on a leash, I ain't talking about the the 4 legged one.:D
     
  19. #19 gburna, Feb 5, 2011

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  20. #20 pulses, Feb 5, 2011
    My boyfriend whistles at me like I am a dog when we are out in public. One time when we were out shopping, a bunch of guys imitated him doing it to me. Made me feel quite bad lol.
     
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