You know your a stoner when...

...you got a gunrack, on your gunrack.

 

When you know how much stuff weighs.
Or when you own things made out of hemp.

 

...your first items at the store are milk, bread, iso, and salt

 

you hang out with people u don't like just cuz they got bud

 

Your cursing up and down the house looking for a lighter, and all the while it was in your left hand

 

when your looking behind the radiator for weed crumbs.

 

when you can't walk down the street without seeing a dealer you know.

 

..you smoke pot

 

... you wake up with a freshly packed bowl in your hand

 

..you wake up with a half burnt bowl in your hand

 

Ive done this also haha

 

when you start rolling your taco bell taco's and you put care in how its rolled and roll it like a fuckin pro.

 

when all you want to do is smoke & eat & smoke & chill & smoke & drink

 

and soaked in bongwater... been there done that too many times. so now my rule is if i must smoke before bed, it has to be out of a bowl. =D


and mine is

If you order food inside taco bell, get your food into your car, then go through the drive through to make sure you have enough =D

 

You wake up in a sea of wrappers.

 

when you are zoning out and the moment someone says anything related to weed you quickly give your full attention. Lol, Idk about you but back in one of my high school classes I would always hear the teacher say "marijua" and then it turned out to be another word. It is funny how quick I would look up. But then again, I was pretty high off my ass my entire senior year

 

your reading a post on gc

 

Your body smells like pot all the time. Lately, if I forget to use deodorant I smell like weed.

 

when you're posting on this thread