You know your a PotHead When....

"You know your a PotHead When...."

...you can't find out which your to use.

-Mark

 

Come on man, one little mistake let it go.

 

...when you buy gum or altoids by the case.

 

...You buy lighters constantly but never hold onto them long enough to use them up

 

That has to be the most true thing I have ever heard. I get lighters all the time but they always disappear.

 

...when your deciding factor in which house to buy is the fact that one house number is 420 and the other isnt

 

when you chase smoking pot... with smoking some more pot

 

you know your a pothead when........

your reading and then posting in this very thread on a website called 'grasscity'

 

...you own a scale
...you go looking for things that you are holding
...your pants are encrusted with semen from constantly jacking off when you can't find a rape victim (Fear and Loathing)
...someone says "Hello," you say "Yup"
...for a week after april 20th, your armpits smell like weed
...you stash little bits of weed knowing you'll forget where so that when you've smoked your bag you can play treasure hunt
...you have tried to get your pet high
...you have gotten your pet high
...you have been described as any kind of x-head (deadhead, spreadhead, etc.)
...you think that girls who smoke are sexy (they are)
...you know that a nickle (the coin) weighs 5g
...you watch Cops so that you can deal with the real 5-0
...it pisses you off to hear people that you KNOW have never smoked, joke about weed. And the reason is because you think weed is some kind of cult or secret sport you're a member of
...you carry visine, axe, and gum everywhere (just in case)
...you have seriously considered moving to Amsterdam
..you don't even talk about weed anymore, because it would be like talking about drinking water
...when you miss your flight to Amsterdam, because you stopped off to smoke a bowl
...you consider weed your anti-drug, as it keeps you away from heroeen and cokane (keep dropin' that acid tho)
...a tulip is more than a flower to you
...you find looking up and coming up w/ ways to tell that you're a stoner fun

 

...you poke smot.

eric

 

you know the metric system

 

...you watch stoners in the mist just to get a good laugh

 

you laugh when you see any street sign

 

when you smoke blunts daily just cause its protocol...not gettin blazed, but still smokin' anyways.