you guys are gonna love this one.

can I tell you guys the meanest and dirtiest joke that I 100% feel I need permission to tell (it really is that uncalled for(not racist)

 

I'm going to make some popcorn and come back to this thread.

 

Excellent, everything is going according to plan

 

can i tell it op? can I? can I?

 

whats the difference between peanut butter and jam?
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I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass.....

 

Peanut butter doesn't go there!!

 

Why can't you hear rabbits having sex?

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They have cotton balls.

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Did you know an Elephants sex organs are in it's feet?
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If one steps on you, you're fucked.

 

f I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster....what would you have?
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my cock in your ass

 

lol I got a good one!

Do any of you know the tale of how cornmeal came to be?
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Neither did the miller when he left his house that morning!

 

?????

 

today i got diagnosed with alzheimer's
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but at least I don't have alzheimer's

 

Man I just thought of a hilarious one but I'm pretty sure it's racist... damn.

Edit:

what do women and tornadoes have in common?
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They both scream when they come, and take the house when they leave

 

ahhaha, what does that even mean?