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You get one weed related wish, what is it?

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by EnergySausage, Aug 28, 2011.

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  1. #101 NotAToker, Aug 30, 2011
    I'd wish that every time I'd burp, a 1g nug would fall out of my mouth. I can burp on command, too. ;)
     
  2. #102 CuZ, Aug 30, 2011
    A joint that when your down to the roach it magically turns into a fresh new one.
     
  3. #103 Oceanic, Aug 30, 2011
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    Be the biggest player in my city without ever having the chance of getting busted and dealing with all the cholos and brothas accordingly if they want to start somethin hand me my strap stop 'em from talkin like that
     
  4. #104 SupremeToke, Aug 30, 2011
    To be able to shit big fat Afghan nugs.
     
  5. #105 S0UR, Aug 30, 2011
    Magical jar that fills itself with a new stinky dank strain everytime I open it and never runs out.
     
  6. #106 A Basshead, Aug 30, 2011
    A blunt that is a little less than half way burned that just stays that same size forever no matter how much I smoke it.
     
  7. #107 S0UR, Aug 30, 2011
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    Why does it have to be a little less than half way burned lol?
     
  8. #108 purplemudkip, Aug 30, 2011
    To go a step further as far as creativity goes than global legalization,

    make it completely undetectable (no drug tests, no smell, etc)
     
  9. #109 Bogz, Aug 30, 2011
    I'd wish that I could shoot highs into people, like through a laser.
     
  10. #110 A Basshead, Aug 30, 2011
    haha idk that's just like the perfect size for me. Not like just started and it's all long, but still like longer than a joint and just like I don't know. I can't explain why
     
  11. #111 winnipegtoker, Aug 30, 2011
    That weed had absolutely no affect on my lungs (I have asthma)
     
  12. #112 Verdurous, Aug 30, 2011
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    Does it not benefit you? It's always helped my asthma. I've even used it in place of am asthma treatment before. lol I would hate for someone to wish these effects away for me. Maybe take away any bad effects it might have in the long term, but don't take the good one's with it!!! :eek:
     
  13. #113 olylongbord11, Aug 30, 2011
    Complete global decriminalization.
     
  14. #114 winnipegtoker, Aug 30, 2011
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    Really!! That's sick but yee sadly weed made my lungs a little worse :(
     
  15. #115 DoktorSOG, Aug 30, 2011
    I want my marijuanas nuggiez to come alive like FRANKENBUD so when you light the bowl you hear your nuggletts crying"NOOO STOPPED I'M MELTING OHSHHHEIITT SON I'M ON FIRE" then he can hop on out of my bowl still cherried running away..I'm blazzzzed. But yeah, talking, thinking, aliveee marijuana!
     
  16. #116 DRO frazier, Aug 30, 2011
    I would wish that every high is just as intense as my first high.
     
  17. #117 Endy08, Aug 30, 2011
    i would wish for a literal green thumb. to be able to grow the dankest of the dankity dank in just days. give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. teach him to fish and he will eat for a lifetime. lol
     
  18. #118 SourDieselFTW, Aug 31, 2011


    yeah for sour d!!!! favorite strain, good to see the love for it :cool:
     
  19. #119 Millentree10, Aug 31, 2011
    I wish for infinite weed-related wishes!
     
  20. #120 Skyed, Aug 31, 2011
    This would be one of my last choices, but an unlimited lighter would be nice.. kind of a pain to have to go out and pay 1$ for a lighter, and I don't even smoke cigs, so I don't go to the gas station or 7-11 that often, compared to pack-a-day smokers.
     
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