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Wtf

Discussion in 'Marijuana Consumption Q&A' started by GabbaGabbaHey, Jan 4, 2013.

  1. #1 GabbaGabbaHey, Jan 4, 2013
    Me and my roomy snuck into the bathroom for a bowl, but his mom came out and started watching tv, so he exited the bathroom first then i waited like 5 minutes before i left, all i simply
    Did was open the door really soft, turn the light on and acted like i was walking out, now she did actually think we were in there together, but my roomy had to translate in spanish that i walked in when he walked out. Lol now she thinks we're gay or something....has this ever happened to anyone?
     
  2. #2 DDV, Jan 4, 2013
    Just be like "his zipper got stuck so I was helping him out"
     
  3. #3 broboy, Jan 4, 2013
    Droppin' knowledge!
     
  4. #4 Baysick, Jan 4, 2013
    Smoke his mom out
     
  5. #5 FatSesh92, Jan 4, 2013
    Once in high school me and a friend rolled a joint inside the dressing room of a Macy's. when we walked out we got some looks so I looked at everyone high as fuck and said ...no homo
     
  6. #6 AngryPeasant, Jan 4, 2013
    There is only one way you can prove to her your not gay my friend
     
  7. #7 MR_, Jan 4, 2013
    Sounds pretty gay

    Slightly off topic, hows the mom look? MILF latina?
     
  8. #8 BDS415, Jan 4, 2013
    Hahahaha yeah that happened to me at school. We were smoking in the porta pottys and we walked out and hella girls just looked and laughed. I just walked by them putting my eyedrols in and they knew!! Pretty akward thoo
     
  9. #9 biw999, Jan 4, 2013
    You think that's bad? Try having your friend's mom walk in on him sucking your dick and trying to explain that you've been bitten on the penis by a poisonous snake and he was only trying to suck the venom out. Talk about a close call.
     
  10. #10 M3thod Man, Jan 4, 2013

    I don't think a no homo can save you on this one
     
  11. #11 orville22, Jan 4, 2013
    Sounds a little gay to me.....
     
  12. #12 AngryPeasant, Jan 4, 2013
    That there is a situation only a politician would try and talk himself out of
     
  13. #13 OneOfTheGoodOnes, Jan 4, 2013
    Your Grandfather had to have told your Father and then he told you because that joke is older than I am and I'm 67.
     
  14. #14 Keith McKief, Jan 4, 2013
    Penetrate his mom in the street, that'll show 'em who's not gay.
     
  15. #15 biw999, Jan 4, 2013

    First of all, he was just trying to save my life bro. Secondly, he said "no homo" before he started sucking. In the clear.
     
  16. #16 mattylo, Jan 4, 2013
    tie the mom down blast the clouds in her face till she smiles...haha
     
  17. #17 AngryPeasant, Jan 4, 2013
    Yeah no homo because he's bi dude haha
     

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