WTF do I have a cock problem

Discussion in 'Sex, Love & Relationships' started by HerbIsGood, Jan 25, 2009.

  1. So I had sex last night for the first time with a condom ever (strange..I know..but I've never worn a condom before). I realized after I had the condom on that I couldn't get my fucking cock to listen to me anymore!? Needless to say it was pretty fucking embarrassing but somehow I managed to pull off some good sex (for her...it sucked for me) and I was like flabbergasted at the fact that my dick would not listen to me..

    It was like half a boner the entire time so I figured maybe the condom was depleting my cock of air so I took it off and waited for it to pop back up but as soon as I opened another packet it was like a dog going to the vet that boner saw the condom and fucking ran away lol.

    So my question to you is, why the hell would my dick randomly not be totally hard? I mean shit every other time I have sex that thing is a throbbing beast:p but the one time I wear a condom and hes a limp noodle. Is it the condom maybe? I need to figure it out cause from the looks of it this girl will never NOT let me use a condom so..yeah.

    It actually hurt sometimes because my dick would start bending as I pushed it in:eek: lol
     
  2. Uh, I've never had a problem with condoms or without them. It's all about the mentality. If you don't think you'll have good sex with a condom on, you're going into her with that mindset.
     
  3. Haha...that coulda been it, the entire time I was sitting there thinking how much better it feels without one :p
     
  4. Yeah, it just feels slightly slipperier because of the lube from the condom, unless you already use lube. I don't because my girlfriend gets as wet as the Amazon and I can just slide right in haha.
     
  5. #5 EvERyOne ShoULd, Jan 25, 2009
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    yeah seriously if u have a mind set on im not having good sex with this condom on its gonna b bad. So mabe try to tell yourself "with this condom on i better get the best out of it beacuse im being protected from std's and obviously this is good as its gonna get".

    Dude im really high right now so i know im making sense
    "dont b silly wrap ur willy"
    "no glove no love"
     
  6. I am so happy I stumbled on this thread this morning! I am LMMFAO, even though it really isn't a funny situation! I can't offer a lot of insight as to the air your cock may have been gasping for as I am not built that way, but it was funny! Thanks for sharing, and I hope you find the answers you are looking for.
    On that note, I am going to go load another bowl! :D
     
  7. Once I had sex WITHOUT a condom, I loved it.
    So much that I have a really hard time using one, similiar to how you mentioned.
    I actually share the same problem as you.
    It is all mentality, so our options are:

    1) Fuck the condom.
    or
    2) Live with the condom.

    :(
     
  8. Yeah..condoms suck no doubt man.

    Guess we gotta learn to live with it...or become male pornstars lol
     
  9. Do you really believe if you only had half a boner she had a good time? I think she was flattering you.
     

  10. :p Thats what I thought too haha I couldn't possibly believe that it was THAT good if I wasn't even fully up.

    There were certain points when it would be pretty much full blast and I'd assume those were the 'strong points' or whatever haha but eh. What can ya do?
     
  11. "Whhhaat Condom? How 'bout you just blow me instead."
    "No condom no nothin"
    "Suh suh suh SEE YA"

    haha I can't cum if theres a condom
     
  12. Orgasms can easily be faked.

    And I would say it's a problem that is all in your head !
     
  13. Not male orgasms. She always knows when I got my money's worth (the price of the condom that is).
     

  14. Yea well I'd rather have that than having pus filled blisters growing all over my dick or even die. STDs are so rampant nowadays, you never know what girls have. My girlfriend and I got tested before we stopped using condoms.
     
  15. i actually have the exact same problem, my solution is to not use condoms as retarded as that is my cock just wont work properly with em
     
  16. I always bash with the raincoat on, no thanks on the herpes
     
  17. I hate condoms, never could where them fucking things.
     
  18. Same here, my first time having sex was similar to the OP's.

    I slid it in the the condom on and after like a minute, I told her "This isnt going to work", so I pulled out, and ripped the condom off, and slammed back in.

    I didnt have to worry about getting her pregnant, she was already pregnant :D
     
  19. :confused::confused::confused:
     

  20. YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY TO A PREGNANT CHICK?!?!?!

    KUDOS!!! :hello::hello::hello:
     

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