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Write a note to your sober self

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by Batmanchu, Nov 18, 2012.

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  1. #1 Batmanchu, Nov 18, 2012
    Dear sober Mitch,

    Thank you for saving those pizza crusts from dinner.

    Even if they're cold, they're good.

    Love, baked you
     
  2. #2 mrmuffinman, Nov 18, 2012
    Omg make this an official thread. Great idea lol
     
  3. #3 NeverOddOrEven., Nov 18, 2012
    Sober smokey, I don't know when we will see each other again. Good luck and god speed.
    :bongin: :smoking:
     
  4. #4 KillerKush, Nov 18, 2012
    Sober self; you were supposed to take out the dog a month ago now it is dead; way to go bitch.
     
  5. #5 MrOneHitWonder, Nov 18, 2012
    Dear sober self. Go to the damn grocery store I'm starving
     
  6. #6 jduce2412, Nov 18, 2012
    sober self,
    that last bowl to "put you over the top" last night was unnecessary. you don't remember it and now you have less weed
     
  7. #7 Pyron, Nov 18, 2012
    Sober self,
    STOP EATING ALL THE FOOD IN THE FUCKING KITCHEN!
     
  8. #8 Javarius Reptar, Nov 18, 2012
    I did this before when I'd done sum other shit.. an weed, saved it in a notepad still have it, here it is.......

    "trust me bruh high was 2 worh it
    u throwed niqqqa"
     
  9. #9 ohkay53, Nov 18, 2012
    Dear sober self,
    Where am I?
     
  10. #10 Batmanchu, Nov 18, 2012
    Dear Sober Me,

    Hey, it's you, I mean me, again. Wait, is it you or me? I mean, we're both me, but if I was talking to you as if you we me, but like if you were in now but from the past, how would I address you? Ok, I think I answered that question? Oh, past me, you bang Katy and her tits are as awesome as you think they are, but then she gets a boob reduction, and gets creepy skinny.

    Wait, shit, now I'm playing this thing out in my head. Like, talking to myself.

    OH FUCK, dear Sober self, remember that Netflix has a "Stoner Movie" section. It is located right here: http://movies.netflix.com/WiAltGenre?sod=search-genre-row&agid=27089

    Love,

    Me/You
     
  11. #11 helloMarketing, Nov 18, 2012
    [quote name='"mrmuffinman"']Omg make this an official thread. Great idea lol[/quote]

    Hmmmm I think they did???

    Note to self

    Make a note later
     
  12. #12 AR Toasty, Nov 18, 2012
    Hey Sober Andy,

    What up, bruh? I hope you didn't die of starvation. Or dehydration.

    RIP,
    Andy
     
  13. #13 Crispy21, Nov 18, 2012
    Dear sober self, your the same either way.
     
  14. #14 Saca La, Nov 18, 2012
    Dear sober self

    Stop ordering pizza everytime your hungry. Your getting fat. Note to sober self. Clean your room before u smoke. Its alot more comfortable
     
  15. #15 bluntmanIVXX, Nov 18, 2012
    im sober so imma write to my high self lol

    bluntman,

    stop getting high all the god damn time, you need to pass your classes!
     
  16. #16 blitz5, Nov 18, 2012
    Dear Sober self,
    You are now in jail and will not remember what happened..
    Just know.. You'll be out in 60.
    I love you,
    High self
     
  17. #17 KeepTheCycle, Nov 18, 2012
    Dear Sober Steve

    Go take a hit god damn it.

    -Stoned Steve

    P.S. remember to let dwarf out after he calms down
     
  18. #18 privato, Nov 18, 2012
    Dear sober self
    Don't forget to take the chicken nuggets out of the oven so you can have a good snack.
    God speed,
    stoned self
     
  19. #19 nimblybimbly, Nov 18, 2012
    Dear sober nimblybimbly,
    You left the bowl on the kitchen counter, and your lighters in your room.Im telling you this so you dont spend an hour looking for them, also please stock the fridge with soda / snacks
    Love you dude
    High nimbly bimbly
     
  20. #20 Stoned Lion, Nov 18, 2012
    Dear Sober Stoned Lion,
    Clean up your room, this shit is nasty bro!
    Much Love,
    Stoned Lion, or is it Stoned Stoned Lion?
     
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