Today's my birthday and me and my main man was supposed to go Kayaking at 11(1 now) but the bum hasn't even woken up yet or he's ignoring me.. So I tried calling all my friends but they are all working or back at school.. Guess it's time to purchase a one way ticket to the moon and hope my boy wakes up and stop being a little school girl.. Sorry if this isn't the right place/ this is a "cool story bro " but just wanted to vent a little bit so I don't ruin the trip. Peace!!
Damn that sucks. What a bunch of dicks. Ur main ***** should have known to be up and ready for today. Oh well go smoke some weed eat some food smoke some more Happy Birthday tho, just another year closer to dieing. Fuck it.