well, i was just thinking about it. it's a pretty interesting situation. getting caught masturbating means embarrassment and humiliation, while getting caught smoking means you're fucked. there are plenty of factors that could go into which one of these options you choose in the thread. let's see how it comes out... i think this will be funny. i'd much rather be caught smoking. i have no shame in smoking weed, but i have shame in getting caught chokin the chicken with my pants around my legs and what not.