Would you fight a prime Mike Tyson for $1,000,000?

Discussion in 'General' started by OhNoMyJimmies, Aug 3, 2012.

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  1. #21 hepheastus, Aug 3, 2012
    Don't make me bite your ear off boy..
     
  2. #22 The Audion, Aug 3, 2012
    Yea I'll just need a rocky style work out montage.
     
  3. #23 Prism Tino, Aug 3, 2012
    Would he be allowed to break every bone in my body, and then violate my bloodied carcass with an iron baseball bat? Then yes.

    Absolutely yes. Fuck, i'd pay for that to happen, screw a million.
     
  4. #24 SwishaSweetGang, Aug 3, 2012
    H E L L N O! I value my life!
     
  5. #25 Demiurge, Aug 3, 2012

    Too bad. I'm following your original rules.

     
  6. #26 r r, Aug 3, 2012
    Hayell Yea.
    Knock me the fuck out and give me my pay check. I would even go after the mamba jamba!!
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  7. #27 hepheastus, Aug 3, 2012
    Ahhh so we can be disqualified.. Yeah, I'm going for his ear then.
     
  8. #28 OhNoMyJimmies, Aug 3, 2012
    No you can't
     
  9. #29 CaliBudE, Aug 3, 2012
    I would fight even though I would probably miss and he knock me out with his left .....

    But as long as I get the money then yea
     
  10. #30 Dude Man Bro, Aug 3, 2012
    There's a very short list of things I wouldn't do for $1,000,000. Taking an epic ass beating is not one of them.
     
  11. #31 Mogwai, Aug 3, 2012
    Hell yeah. I'd wreck his shit

    It's not like he can actually fight. Everybody knows boxing is fake
     
  12. #32 .AcidTrip., Aug 3, 2012
    Fuck yeah. In boxing he can only use his hands, he has nothing but his hand. I will knee him the fuck out
     
  13. #33 Nba1, Aug 3, 2012
    Yes. I'd just be thinking about how much reefer I could buy when this is over
     
  14. #34 stew mack, Aug 3, 2012
    do i get to enjoy the million before i fight him? bareknuckled or boxing? either way yeah why not but they gotta pay for my medical bills
     
  15. #35 OhNoMyJimmies, Aug 3, 2012
    Which would get you DQed.
     
  16. #36 FredTheBlazer, Aug 3, 2012
    Yeah i would. I would throw a couple of jabs and cover up and try to draw out the fight. Then he would catch me with a hard one and i'll be knocked out for good. Then I get my cash and fly to Amsterdam and get ULTRA blazed so I don't feel my broken jaw.
     
  17. #37 Mean Creek Grower, Aug 3, 2012
    I would totally watch rocky for 6 months then I would be ready.
     
  18. #38 TheAtmansPath, Aug 3, 2012
    Ive never been knocked the fuck out before. so idk if its that bad.

    Also, if he didn't make my nose permenantly fucked up or break my face.


    id rather street fight him though. just take out his eyes like a savage. then i win AND i claim the crown for killing Mike Tyson
     
  19. #39 .AcidTrip., Aug 3, 2012
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    Not if i run as fast as i can and hit him on the knee with my face.
     
  20. #40 PNWChr0nic, Aug 3, 2012
    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dp1xDonvXsg&feature=youtube_gdata_player]Mike Tyson's Top 10 Best knockouts - YouTube[/ame]

    watch the hook he misses in number 8 and tell me you'd wanna be anywhere near that
     
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