Would you fight a prime Mike Tyson for $1,000,000?

Discussion in 'General' started by OhNoMyJimmies, Aug 3, 2012.

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  1. #1 OhNoMyJimmies, Aug 3, 2012
    Last edited by a moderator: Aug 3, 2012
    Rules:
    -12 round boxing match
    -You have to try
    -No pretending to get knocked out
    -Hypothetically, if you win, you get $10,000,000
    -This is a 80s Tyson
    -You get 6 months to prepare for the fight
    -No getting DQed on purpose
    Go
     
  2. #2 Purp Skurp, Aug 3, 2012
    Fuck no
     
  3. #3 bruhlazer, Aug 3, 2012
    Fuck yeah I would. I would just protect my face and I'm sure he would knock me out in one hit, so it wouldn't last too long
     
  4. #4 Spaced, Aug 3, 2012
    Here's the question..


    Are my medical bills covered PLUS I get one million cash? If so, fuck yes.

    The real question is what you consider "trying", cause ill TRY to throw a couple punches before he lays my ass out.
     
  5. #5 OhNoMyJimmies, Aug 3, 2012
    If you die the money goes to your family.
     
  6. #6 OhNoMyJimmies, Aug 3, 2012
    Your medical bill is only half covered so you gotta pay for the other half.
     
  7. #7 SublimeOne, Aug 3, 2012
    Yep I'd kick him in the crotch at first bell and cash my check :)
     
  8. #8 OhNoMyJimmies, Aug 3, 2012
    getting yourself disqualified on purpose isn't allowed
     
  9. #9 hepheastus, Aug 3, 2012
    I'd beat the shit out of Mike "the bitch" Tyson.. Then take my million and split.
     
  10. #10 GoldenGinge, Aug 3, 2012
    This is causing my jimmies to become uneasy
     
  11. #11 SublimeOne, Aug 3, 2012
    That wasn't in the rules...
     
  12. #12 AugustWest, Aug 3, 2012
    no thanks..

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaNPPqZ8nxQ]Iron Mike Tyson ~ Top 10 Fastest Knockouts (Tribute) - YouTube[/ame]
     
  13. #13 reefercrazyness, Aug 3, 2012
    Hell yes.
    I would take a beating for $100,000.
    A million?
    He can tea bag me while the ref counts 10.
     
  14. #14 bruhlazer, Aug 3, 2012
    [quote name='"hepheastus"']I'd beat the shit out of Mike "the bitch" Tyson.. Then take my million and split.[/quote]

    I hope your kidding
     
  15. #15 DrTummnus, Aug 3, 2012
    6 months...as long as im givin like a fitness guy and a proper diet included with all expenses paid to just workout during that time

    of course...

    but just 6 months with the time that i have a day... probably not cause i would die
     
  16. #16 bayness, Aug 3, 2012
    You just added that rule tho lol it didn't say we couldn't punch him in the balls l
     
  17. #17 Spaced, Aug 3, 2012
    [quote name='"OhNoMyJimmies"']

    Your medical bill is only half covered so you gotta pay for the other half.[/quote]

    Hmm.. this is a problem.

    I foresee a broken jaw, eye socket, and nose at minimum. :confused_2:
     
  18. #18 HSO Bandages, Aug 3, 2012
    I beat him once , I'll beat him again
     
  19. #19 bruhlazer, Aug 3, 2012
  20. #20 OhNoMyJimmies, Aug 3, 2012
    I'm OP I get to add rules I forget to add.
     
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