worst thing after sex...

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by RedPlumpTomato, Nov 1, 2011.

  1. My x and I both fell asleep while I was still inside her. When I woke up, it felt like my dick was sandwiched between two pieces of rye toast...

    I have no idea why I'm sharing this..
     
  2. must not have been very good ;)
     
  3. thats not after sex my freind. The worst thing after unprotected sex is knowing you might be paying for a kid for the next 18 years of your life. Think god they have morning after pills. recent experience is where this all comes from :p
     
  4. You've must of been exhausted to fall asleep inside of her.
     
  5. She says "I'm pregnant". So glad that's over.
     
  6. yall musta been pretty still
     
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  8. Ahahahahahaha!

    Thanks for the warning man. I have always thought about how nice it would be to fall asleep while still inside.

    Now I know that I was right. Falling asleep while inside would be great. Waking up while inside is not! :laughing:
     
  9. $25 a month for Trojans. $25 a week for Pampers. You decide.
     
  10. There are other forms of birth control besides condoms ;)
     
  11. [quote name='"Fëanor"']There are other forms of birth control besides condoms ;)[/quote]

    Wrap it and tap it; :)
    No glove no love; :)

    I'm on the pill no big deal;.... let me think >=[]
     
  12. [quote name='"Tosh."']thats not after sex my freind. The worst thing after unprotected sex is knowing you might be paying for a kid for the next 18 years of your life. Think god they have morning after pills. recent experience is where this all comes from :p[/quote]

    This, except that morning after pill is a bit expensive but beats 18 years of expenses.
     
  13. Hahaha fucking rye toast.
     

  14. yeah but if the chick is a gold digger and looking to trap someone good luck getting her to take it.. as a females POV i wouldnt take it.
     
  15. haha nice..thanks for the rye toast warning....
     
  16. I think there may be a chance you're doing something wrong here.
     
  17. [quote name='"FinallyLegal4Me"']

    yeah but if the chick is a gold digger and looking to trap someone good luck getting her to take it.. as a females POV i wouldnt take it.[/quote]

    Slip it in a drink or something..but yeah I'd be upset if a girl trapped me.
     

  18. UR a bitch, if i had to i would forcefully shove the pill down your throat, but i wouldnt wanna have to do that. But i would.
     

  19. You've sandwiched your penis in between two pieces of rye toast?
     
  20. yea sorry sweetheart but your takin that pill.
     

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