worst place you masturbated?

Awkward? That's how I first became a baby-daddy.

 

Lmmfaoo & I thought I was a weird muthafucka.....

8th grade my acting class took a field trip on a charter bus and on the way back me and a friend betted on who could bust 1 faster n the toilet n da bac (seperate sessions of course) the chapparon knew what was sup lmfao... I won that 1

3rd grade safeway parking lot with some fresh printed porn from the library earlier that day...the porn froze up the computer too lol

Hell I even jacked off once while playing hide & go seek (damn gud hiding spot never was found)

Lmmfao........ R.I.P 2PAC

 

haha! i did it in my car too the other day driving to my boyfriends house. we had been texting each other dirty stuff all day and i couldnt wait lol. ..sides that hmm. on a bus..plane..school bathrooom...my shower at boarding school (only one with detachable shower head every girl hated me i had the room to myself it was great bwhah lol) on my front lawn while tanning last summer..yea i was smoking a bowl..and while i was high i was like hmm.. and orgasm sounds great right now

 

While my friend was asleep in the same bed.
At a park.
...other places I cant think of.



Hey...girls do it too.

 

Me too.

 

Lol, I actually fapped at work the other day. Nothing to do and all alone in the office; I was just idly rubbing my junk like I often do at the computer, then my mind wandered...

Went in the other room and turned off the lights.

Can't say I've ever been paid to masturbate before!

 

out of a tree
a pine tree,
slipped on the
gunk trying to
climb out of
said tree.
can you say
"eew" ?

 

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Ughhh would've scrubbed mine with rubbing alcohol till they were raw lol

 

What a truly disgusting story. What a terrible compulsion your father had.

for me, pretty much the same as the ski lodge panti story. Except it was a beach condo and the daughter not the mom

 

The school bathroom( I was 12)

 

I was on a roadtrip with my family, alone in the back seat... probably around 13?

 

On a couch in my friends living room behind another couch his sister was watching tv on

 

Ok, I was 13(5 years ago, age police) and I shared a room with my brother so I couldn't really get off. The whole concept of masturbating was totally new to me too. There is a police station right across the road from our house and it is full of bushes. So one evening I was playing football in the garden beside the station and I got "excited" so my friends went to the shop(5 minute walk) and i stayed behind. Needless to say me and the bush of the police station shared a very special moment to which I still remember to this day and has become a joke around the group of friends throughout the years