I'm starting a new job with my mom's company next week and I have to take a drug test. Yesterday she told me that I'd have two weeks to clean myself up, but now she says I only have one week. I told her there's no way I'd pass a test in only a week. Do you know what she said? She said I could use her pee! How cool is that? I know for sure that I'll pass if I'm using hers. She's such a straight-edge. Haha, cheating the system. Woot.
what a nice mother i got an interview at kohl's tomorrow, but I have a fair amount of urine stored in my freezer
Thats awesome Hempress, family is number 1. I applied for a job at Best Buy today, hopefully I get it. eric
Some truck drivers I've met will sell you a baggie of clean piss for twenty bucks! Now hows that for capitalist initiative? Nice to know that you can use your mom's, it's a whole new twist on family unity...
free urine from her mother, which she knows to be fresh and clean? or pay for urine from the internet, which can possibly get contaminated or go bad by the time it gets to you? which sounds like the better option?
it is stored and sealed in airtight containers thank you very much haha ADD: hempress, in all my time here, i believe this is the first time i've ever been in someones sig
