I'm about to go drop off my résumé at this little store/gas station near my house. According to my mom, they don't test for weed and are looking for help even though they aren't advertising it, so I think I have a chance! Not a very prestigious job, but right now my objective is just to enter the economy. I'll for sure update with the results.
Mission accomplished! Almost didn't make it because my ride got screwed up, but I did. Apparently the position my mom told me was open isn't, but the guy said they might have something coming up here pretty soon, so keep your fingers crossed!