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Will putting a honey covered joint in the microwave smell it up?

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by ericsnow, Oct 31, 2010.

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  1. #1 ericsnow, Oct 31, 2010
    For paper I will be using either bible paper or white pages from a phone book if that makes a difference.
     
  2. #2 Dopethrone420, Oct 31, 2010
    You should buy some actual papers.
     
  3. #3 R y a n, Oct 31, 2010
    That likely won't be too good a smoke...if you're going to use honey, have real papes or a blunt.
     
  4. #4 Chiplikescones, Oct 31, 2010
    Are you that stupid?
     
  5. #5 Mental, Oct 31, 2010
    why are you putting a joint in the microwave, and why are you putting honey on it. also why dont you walk to the corner store and get some more papes.

    basically every decision you made seems strange
     
  6. #6 ericsnow, Oct 31, 2010
    -Too lazy to go to store to buy papers
    -It seems to be common knowledge among stoners to put honey on your joint, put it in the microwave for 5 seconds, then put it in the freezer. It burns much slower they say.
     
  7. #7 Spyder, Oct 31, 2010
    Let us know how your microwaved honey covered bible page works out. Which will most likely smell your microwave up by the way.

    This thread makes me want to roll a real joint.
     
  8. #8 Tazed, Oct 31, 2010
    You don't even know if that shit will work if you are using fucking Bible paper....
     
  9. #9 hurb1, Oct 31, 2010
    molasses is where its at and try deep frying it instead
     
  10. #10 ericsnow, Oct 31, 2010
    Which is why I stated the fact that I'm using it in my original post, hoping someone would know.
     
  11. #11 TelevisedChaos, Oct 31, 2010
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    How about you go buy some rolling papers and stop being a retard.

    Used bible paper as a joke once, it was disgusting, never again.

    Buy these:

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    Oh and dry the joint with a lighter don't use a fucking microwave, unless your lungs are immune to radiation.
     
  12. #12 Fiya666, Oct 31, 2010
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  13. #13 ericsnow, Oct 31, 2010
    Wow smoking the optimum way is SERIOUS business to you guys it seems.
     
  14. #14 Fiya666, Oct 31, 2010
    im sorry but bible paper is not the *optimum way*
     
  15. #15 ericsnow, Oct 31, 2010
    No crap. Which is why everyone is flaming me.
     
  16. #16 TelevisedChaos, Oct 31, 2010
    Optimum? We're talking about wrongs and rights here. The way you're doing it is without a doubt WRONG.

    Unless of course, you're not old enough to buy papers (in which case, not old enough to register on these forums) and you have to resort to any medium of rolling material you can find without even considering the health risks, instead you're just worrying about your mommy sniffing out your joint.

    You're obviously just too immature to listen to what we say to you so you're gonna go and fuck up your body instead of taking our advise, when you could be smoking rolling papers for a smoother, longer-lasting, generally more enjoyable experience, of which will no doubt get you higher.

    You asked for our help, and you moan at us when we tell you straight. I don't know why I bother.
     
  17. #17 ericsnow, Oct 31, 2010
    LMAO.

    I never claimed smoking using bible or phone book paper was the right way to smoke. I'm not dumb, I know there's much healthier and more efficient ways to smoke. I don't want to go to the store because I'm watching a ball game on TV that I bet money on.
     
  18. #18 TelevisedChaos, Oct 31, 2010
    Sure you are kid. I never once said that you thought bible paper was the right way to smoke, I was just telling you it was the WRONG way.

    If what you say is true though then why the fuck didn't you go get some papers before the game if you were wanting to smoke? Can you not wait until it's over?

    I bet you're just a troll anyway, probably don't even smoke weed lol.
     
  19. #19 King Willie, Oct 31, 2010
    Ohhh... well why didn't you say that in the first place??
     
  20. #20 Spyder, Oct 31, 2010
    Radio coverage for the win!
     
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