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Will Mixing Toilet Water With Pee Pass A Home Test?

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by Moeal, Jun 9, 2013.

  1. #1 Moeal, Jun 9, 2013
    so basically, i get tested every 2-3 months now, i told my parents i quit and stuff since im a senior and will be going off to college soon,
     
    they have no idea i still smoke, so basically my dad told me today that he will test me, when they test me they use the ghetto cheap home drug test from cvs...so its very easy to fake, i used to bring in my friends piss and pass it easily every time because they dont watch me do it.
     
    so now im running on limited time, cant get clean pee, and i have to get tested soon.
     
    last time i smoked was last night, so basically if i fill the cup with some toilet water, dump some of my piss, then the end of my piss i pour it in the bottle. my piss is usually very yellow so itll look like legit piss probably..
     
    any thoughts if that will work??

     
  2. #2 Moeal, Jun 9, 2013
    oh, also, its a first check home drug test... so honestly, how good of an idea would it be if i bring a red pen with me, and draw a red line and act like i poured my piss in it and that was the result??
     
  3. #3 Moeal, Jun 10, 2013
    lol bump?
     
  4. #4 Doormouse, Jun 10, 2013
    how much time do you have?
     
  5. #5 Doormouse, Jun 10, 2013
    meh, gave you 20 min to respond.
     
    so here's the deal. If the test you'll be using has an 'untestable' response, or something similar, that's what's going to pop up if you use toilet water, other than that I can't say.
     
    If you have 1-3 days left chug water, lots of it, if you're closer to 1 day as opposed to 2 or 3 mix some vinegar into the water(disgusting yes, but it'll flush your system faster than you'd normally be comfortable with)
     
    if you have closer to a week, go to a head shop and see if they have synthetic pee or something to that effect.
     
  6. #6 Old School Smoker, Jun 10, 2013
    You are a senior on your way to college and your parents  drug test you. How pathetically sad....
     
  7. #7 Russian Badger, Jun 10, 2013
    This may sound bad but i've done it and my friends have too. Take a bottle of water and a like a cap of bleach and mix them and just chug the water. You wont even taste the bleach. (I know im gonna look dumb and naive for posting this, but it really works..)
     
  8. #8 BudButler, Jun 10, 2013
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  9. #9 Iluvatar, Jun 10, 2013
    It may just dilute the sample
     
  10. #10 LaCurandera, Jun 10, 2013
     
     
    I wonder if Amanda Todd was just trying to pass a piss test.
     
  11. #11 StonedScholar, Jun 10, 2013
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    Why would you do this let alone suggest that someone chug bleach?
     
     
    EDIT: OP don't chig bleach, even if it is diluted. 
     
     
    "I have no tolerance for nonsense, get away from me"
     
  12. #12 Atheism Cant Be Proven, Jun 10, 2013
    that's not even funny.  don't joke about that
     
  13. #13 SortaStoner, Jun 10, 2013
    -rep, what the hell don't ever recommend to poison someone's body over a at home drug test
     
  14. #14 Russian Badger, Jun 10, 2013
    If i wanted him to die i wouldnt tell him to use it.. Only as a last resort. if anything trust me i'm not fond of it either but it works
     

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