When I was about 7/8 me and my brother used to put slugs and snails on the road so we could watch them get run over. Once me, my brother and some friends got some slugs, snails, worms and other creatures and put them inside a box then wrapped it in some nice paper. We left it on someone's door step rang the bell and run away. We got caught, the woman said she saw us out the window and that she was really upset when she opened it. We used to gather spiders and put them all in one jar to fight to the death with resulted in a jar full of mangled spiders. Another thing was making obstacle courses for frogs they weren't that keen though! Our favourite frog was called Philbert, one day we found him flat as a pancake under a rock One last thing I just remembered was that in our back garden we had this metal cover over a drain pipe which was easy to lift so if someone did a shit we would open the cover before they flushed then watch it float by...
Wow, after reading, and posting in this thread I realized I'm not as weird as I once thought. I guess I will share some more. When I was in maybe 5th or 6th grade me, and a bunch of kids would meet up at this one kids house with toy guns/paintball guns/airsoft guns any thing that looked like a gun and made a noise(all not loaded hopefully ) and play war. We had a referee that would start the game, and settle disputes. We would play attack and defense or something along those lines. One team would hide, the other would try to find, and eliminate them. We would shoot, and call out the names of the people we shot. Was rather silly. Like someone else mentioned on here, I would make weird drink combos with whatever was in the fridge or pantry. Btw, Coke, Rootbeer, and grenadine is a awesome combo. When i was weee little one just growing up, maybe 3-10 me and a next door neighbor would try to prove we were men by pushing down dead trees in the woods near our neighborhood, run bare feet through the woods as far as we could. Dare each other to go into the basement with the lights off and stay there for 30 minutes.
That's not cool, I would try to do the same thing but they would just run around the edges of the jar and when they'd touch one another they'd run the opposite direction. Guess all the spiders around where I was were all little punks.
My grandparents did a lot of roadtripping. One time I went along with them down to Memphis to visit our family and on the way back to Wisconsin, we couldn't make it to the rest stop so I had to pee outside. When I go back home my grandma told my mom that I had to pee outside and my mom gave me a stern warning that peeing outside was an emergency only...dont do it ever! Well guess what? I though I was a dog and peed on the floor instead of going to the bathroom for a year after that. I had 3 different pee spots where I would go to often. One day my mom caught me squatted on the side of the chair peeing and I got spanked and had to clean the floors where I peed at. LMAO I have so many crazy stories but this is my favorite...I was a mischeivious child
I don't remember this at all but when I was little my mom said I would go up to random ass poles(stop signs, light poles, sometimes even seatbelts, etc..) and I would just go up to them and smell them. Sometimes if they 'smelt good' I would lick them. Pretty strange child I was.
You know, that's exactly what happened to me, except I was 16 at the time. I had, and still have a reason to believe in ghosts n shit.
Sometimes when I was a young lad and was thirsty with no available water supply I would try and concoct large amounts of saliva in my mouth and then swallow it lol
One time when I was about 5 or 6, I punched my mom in the face. No joke. She told me about it a couple months ago.
Used to set up massive wars in my basement using my entire collection of action figures, dinosaurs, army figures, monster figures. Pretty awesome now that I think about it. Now I randomly play war hammer and it kind of fills that void.
I remember I was like 12 and my I'm and I went off to my cousins house. When we got there my mom and my aunt left for a party. So it was just my older cousin and I chillin. It was pretty awkward at first but he finally broke the silence by saying. "Aye wanna watch some porn"? I had now idea what porn was at the time, but I didn't wanna seem lame so I said sure. He put in the "girls gone wild" DVD and we proceed to watch. A few minutes into the video this female started to take her top off (I never seen boobs before) so I was kind of nervous. As soon as those tits slipped outta her bra I started laughing uncontrollably. To this day I still don't know why I did. It was the hardest I've laughed in my life. My cousin started laughing at me and he had to pause the tape. I laughed so hard that I had went to the bathroom threw up and came back and laughed some more. Whenever I think about that time today I feel really weird about it...
One Time web i was about 8 my ioder brother put warm water in m'y shoe and t'ils me hé pissed in it just to make me angry so i went up to his room and pissed all over his bed!! XD
I used to do some dumb shit as a kid. I remember this one time in particular, I was about 8 or 9.. My neighbour Dan, and I, well we found his brother's old quad in his garage.. with a full tank of petrol. So like a couple of kids we tear the nuts outta this thing round some fields and through some woods. Out the corner of my eye I spot a ski sled and some rope. Idk they could have been someone's but by the time we thought that, they were already tied to the back of the quad and I was sat on it. So, Dan is revving this thing to the edge of its life and we're going through an empty field, he turns too abruptly and i slide off. No biggie, nothing to slide into so it didn't hurt that much. Dan's turn. I'm riding it, he's sat on the back, same field. So, we're up the steeper end of the field and still going. I turn to go round the corner a bit too late, and i underestimated the length of the rope, so he verrry nearly slams into the stone wall around the perimeter of the field, narrowly misses a fucking random tractor wheel.. .. Skidding sideways and flips the sled... Lands right in a pile of cow shit. Poor Dan.