When I was a kid, I was afraid to loose anything and was a major packrat, keeping random ass shit.. and for like a month literally shit. I would wipe my ass like usual, but the very last paper that has the least amount of shit on it i would hide it in the drawers next to the toilet. My mom found a few one day and was like WTF.
This is the funniest thing ever. Its helped me come to the conclusion that all kids under the age of 8 have some kinda natural high. I usta soak (clean) toilet paper in water, and let it sit for days til it was rock hard.
In preschool/daycare I would purposely clog the toilets every day. EVERY DAY. For no reason other than to watch the water flow over the top of the bowl and onto the tile floor. It's like lighting a campfire. I just loved watching it. I should've been kicked the fuck out
Hmm... when I was like 8 and my dad was single.. every time I used the computer I would open up the folder where he stored his porn and watch the videos hahaha.
I used to feel all high and mighty when people used microwaves when I was real young cause I thought they were called 'Michael waves' and my name's michael so I somehow thought that they were linked to me somehow so I was like 'Yeah i hope they know i'm involved in that'. Also I used to put toys up in the closet and in drawers and stuff and block them off before i went to bed cause I had watched movies like chucky and dolls and whatnot and got scared that they'd come alive and murder me. Then when I had to clean my whole room I'd half ass do it by just stuffing everything in the closet and in drawers, but that'd make there be not enough space to put all my toys in them. So I'd freak out and like line them up all along my bed up against pillows and stuff and even get them covered up to their shoulders with the blankets and sheets and stuff lol I'd also sleep on the floor when I did this. I figured theyd be angry that I had locked them up so much and now that they couldnt be locked up I had to appease them by sacrificing my comfort and letting them have the bed and maybe they'd be less likely to kill me lol.
I used to reenact episodes of dragon ball z in my room if my friends weren't outside to play haha I'd literally scream a bunch of stupid dialogue like "DIE KAKAROT" and play fight with no one.
Well for a few months when I was about six I made up my mind to wipe my ass once and be done. To this day that was the roughest few months of my life.
All Dads have a porn stash on their computer. My married dad does. I got an old computer of his, lets just say I look at him a little differently now. Unrelated a mosquito buzzed by my ear and sounded like the ghostbuster mobile.
Things I'm really ashamed of when I was little. In first grade I brought nail clippers to school and chased around some kid on the playground giving him nasty looks of death. Then the same year I started to beat the shit out of some girl because she would always try to hold my hand. Idk why lol. Then another time in 4th grade I used to sit in my chair in class with my ass hanging out. For some reason it just felt good having fresh air ride up my crack. Thankgod no one e er noticed, atleast I think noone ever noticed.
When I was younger I used to have my mom make bow and arrows out of sticks we found in the yard then I would dress up like an Indian (loincloth and all) and run around my backyard like Mimi Siku from the movie jungle to jungle. Hahaha funny shit
I used to smoke those papers that u roll up quarters,pennies etc. Lol I thought I was a big dog then. Until I met mary Jane.....she filled me in on what I was missing!
I did some fucked up shit when I was a kid. One time my friend and I put an m80 firecracker down a brim's mouth and tossed that bitch into the water. The brim would swim down into the water and then all of the sudden you would hear a thud in the water and then bubbles would rise up. I thought it was awesome. Also, one time there was an ass load of caterpillars on the a/c unit outside my house. I used a rubber band to pop each of them in half (the same popping shit people would do to you in school with a rubber band). This too seemed awesome at the time!