NOTE: I did not write this, but let this be a warning to ye all. The Reason I cant is because i had a bad experience. there was this couple i knew i was close friends with both, but they broke up and it was just horrible on both sides i didnt know the complete story behind the break up but there was cheating involved in some way. but one day i was at the guys house chillin playing some video games. and the doorbell rings and it was her she had a bowl of cookies in her hand and a cd/dvd or whatever she told him eat the cookies then watch the movie. so he walks in eating the cookies asked if i want any, i politely said no thanks. about 30minutes went by and the bowl of cookies was gone. he pops in the dvd and thats when everything went wrong. it was a vid of his ex giving a blowjob to some random guy we never seen. like it was a mean blowjob she could do porn if she wanted. but about 10 minutes went by the guy CUMS in her MOUTH, she gets up and walks over to a bowl that looked like cookie dough and spits the cum in the bowl and started mixing. at this moment i was mind fucked. i looked over at my friend his mouth was open tears running down his face. and then her threw up. thats why im scared of amateur porn, also theres always the risk of someone you might know being in the video. maybe a girl or guy you know, or two unlikely people you know doing things that would destroy the foundation you live on. or even worse you best friend doing gay porn and you always had a hunch that he was gay and you were cool with it but your super pissed off that you found out this way. do you see how much could go wrong just by attempting to sit and find some good quality amateur porn.
i have a feeling the ex really doesnt like your buddy butttttt how can you not tell sumthing was up? i would of watched the dvd first before i ate the cookies, because she told me i got to eat them BEFORE i watch the video. smells fishy
I know you didn't write this, but - callin' bullshit. As if that scenario would ever play out like that...guy starts eating the cookies immediately baked by his ex that shows up without notice (after a dramatic break up), his friend coincidentally doesn't eat the cookies........and then they both watch his girlfriend blow a guy for ten minutes straight while he's still eating the cookies...yeah fucking right.
Give it a C, at best. I'm not sure what the correlation is between some random dude's ex giving him a thing of cookies, then saying, watch this video, has anything at all to do with amateur porn. Some ex from a nasty break-up gives me cookies and tells me to watch this video, I sure as shit ain't eatin the cookies. Who gives a shit if you see someone you know in an amateur porn, that should make it more worth it, unless that person is fat, in which case you were probably searching out amateur fat porn in the first place. I see no losers in this scenario except for the idiot that ate the cookies. (I know it's a BS story, but that's my take on it)
Haha, as soon as I read friend's ex gave him cookies I knew he was going to be eating something not suppose to be in a cookie. That should be common sense, said friend deserved it, can't say I don't feel bad for the poor guy though. Why is everyone hating on the story...?
I think it might have to do with the fact that it's an obvious, atrocious load of bullshit that someone is apparently trying to pass off on some other forums as an actual occurrence, and then was copied and pasted into a section of a different forum called "Real Life Stories" for all the world to bask in its shittiness. That's probably why.