Why I shouldnt make food.

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by Bubble Kushh, Jan 25, 2009.

  1. #1 Bubble Kushh, Jan 25, 2009
    (When Im high)

    This one time I was tryin to make a grilled cheese sandwich with pickles on the side. But it took me like 15 mins to get the pickles out of the damn jar and finally after all the clinking from the fork and glass jar my mom walks in and asks what the hell I was doin and I said something like I didnt wanna hurt the pickles so I was trying to fish them out...I think I was too zoned out to figure out that pickles dont have feelings.
     
  2. #2 Mustard Tiger, Jan 25, 2009
    bhahaha i know just what you mean when it takes foreever to get the pickles out. it sucks when ur fork cant reach the bottom and the jars almost empty. +rep
     
  3. #3 Skald, Jan 25, 2009
    Fuck pickles, dude. They're all bastards anyway. Ugly green mutha fuckas.
     
  4. #4 Bubble Kushh, Jan 25, 2009
    Word. I hate that.

    Lol i had to sig that.
     
  5. #5 Mr.Brownstone, Jan 25, 2009
    I'm a better cook when ı am high.Actually sometimes ı enjoy cooking(making sandwiches)haha.
     
  6. #6 Skald, Jan 25, 2009
    Yeah dude, sometimes i'm just fantasizing about food lol. Hm that makes me sound like a fat person doesn't it. Whatever. Grilled chicken sandwich with some peppers and mayo. :smoking:
     
  7. #7 Bubble Kushh, Jan 25, 2009
    Oh for sure...I made a delicious grilled cheese, it was those damn ugly green mutha fuckin pickles!
     
  8. #8 Rhythm of Life, Jan 25, 2009
    Nah man thats why you shouldn't fuck with pickles.
     
  9. #9 Bubble Kushh, Jan 25, 2009
    Word.
     
  10. #10 Mr.Brownstone, Jan 25, 2009
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    Ah dude,chicken and mayo,they make love in my mouth.I always talk about food while munching,its kinda weird talking about eating while eating.
     
  11. #11 Budwisesir, Jan 25, 2009
    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtF5dMzAF2k"]YouTube - Bad Santa Sandwiches[/ame]
     

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