Why don't I get morning wood?

Discussion in 'Pandora's Box' started by Tray Dub, Sep 2, 2008.

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  1. #1 Tray Dub, Sep 2, 2008
    I feel like I'm missing out on one of the better parts of manhood. Explain my limp morning penis to me. I don't have ED.
     
  2. #2 Cali Ounces, Sep 2, 2008
    i. . .



    im sorry bro.
     
  3. #3 fvaambush, Sep 2, 2008
    what...

    no morning wood??






    no, seriously?
     
  4. #4 KillerSmoke, Sep 2, 2008
    Erectile Dysfunction?
     
  5. #5 Cali Ounces, Sep 2, 2008
    try putting something around your dick that will stretch or move if you get an erection in your sleep. .

    thats a way to test if you got ED or not
     
  6. #6 Blażeitup420, Sep 2, 2008
    It's really weird that you posted this... I don't believe you either.
     
  7. #7 Cali Ounces, Sep 2, 2008
    its possible im sure. .

    i always get kinda freaked out when iwake up without a boner
     
  8. #8 Blażeitup420, Sep 2, 2008
    I think I might have to ask for pics on this


    lol jk.
     
  9. #9 chronicman00, Sep 2, 2008
    :hide:
     
  10. #10 pinball wizard, Sep 2, 2008
    I dont always....
     
  11. #11 Tuk2, Sep 2, 2008
    ^^^^ hahahahah blonde bitch gets TAKEN OUT. I love the black guy in the back left's expression.
     
  12. #12 Livingalife, Sep 2, 2008
    Did you know if you masturbate under the influence of alcohol its suppose to increase your chances of ED. Thats why so many americans have it HAH!
     
  13. #13 Tray Dub, Sep 2, 2008
    But I can get an erection whenever I damn well please, except when I'm asleep. So doesn't that rule out ED?
     
  14. #14 Cali Ounces, Sep 2, 2008
    well.. .

    thats pretty odd.

    a huge part about puberty is night boners. . and the subsequent movements.

    uhhhh. .
    ill take that as a compliment?
     
  15. #15 doob3r, Sep 2, 2008
    hmmmm........

    try sleeping with some porno on your head phones or something, maybe youll wake up with a boner :confused:

    but to say youve never had morning wood is pretty fucking weird sounding, ive been stricken with the disease since age 14 probably
     
  16. #16 stanley2008, Sep 2, 2008
    ^^^^^^
    Lol at blazeitup420 "pics or it didn't happen" lmao
     
  17. #17 Tray Dub, Sep 2, 2008

    I have, it's just pretty rare.
     
  18. #18 Bleezie_King, Sep 2, 2008
    i used to

    not anymore

    don't know why

    i can get one just fine

    i always found it annoying

    trying to get back to sleep at 9 am

    and having to rearrange it every 5 mins
     
  19. #19 budlover1234, Sep 2, 2008
    i dont ALWAYS...
    But most of the time.
     
  20. #20 Guest, Sep 2, 2008
    You're lucky then... it's annoying.
     
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