Just find a slut!! Sadly enough I fucked a 100% certified slut just the other morning. Everyone I work with has fucked this girl and I figured I might as well stick my dick in to. I kinda regret it now...lol
I'm sure you can easily find someone willing to have sex with you for money in southern California. I wouldn't recommend it, but it's not like hooker = skank under a bridge Find an escort agency. There are tons of ads in entertainment newspapers and magazines. Or just take a bus to Las Vegas.
i've gotten a hooker off craigslist. I got my dick sucked; my buddy fucked her. we paid $80 total, $60 to fuck and $20 for some good head, tongue ring and all. it was fun. we got snowed out with her too
dude, are you seriously that desperate to get pussy, that you would risk having an STD the rest of your life? cmon, just get a gf
i could hook u up with some pussy if u were in my area haha. I gots lots of fuck buddys shit i never go without pussy
be careful, some of those girls are sex slaves! and I'd hate to be with one of them only to have msnbc bust in with a bunch of cameras and arrest you haha. im picturing it in my head and it's funny, but i doubt it'd be funny irl
Guys you're ALL wrong. Go down to the HIGH SCHOOL!! All kinds of fine women there! Just buy them some candy or something! Nah But seriously, if you're gonna get a hooker, go the full 9 yards, drive from LA to Vegas, and go to one of the places there. Vegas has CLEAN hookers and it's LEGAL there. That's all 3 of your problems solved, no STDs, and you know for sure you'll have a lot of fun. Win win win.
Actually, it's not legal in Vegas. I believe there are 8 out of the 16 counties in Nevada that have legalized prostitution, but Clark county (where Vegas is) isn't one of them.
There are two things in this world that you should never have to pay for. #1 Pussy #2 Water buttttttt whatever you decide to do is on you brotha.
PLAYA!!!! OP.. Do it the old fashion way and drive down some ghetto lookin street at 10 at night. Make sure you wear a sketchy trench coat, and some sun glasses for the stereotype.