Who here has ever gotten a hooker? or knows where i can find one?

Discussion in 'Pandora's Box' started by modern-hippy, Sep 13, 2009.

  1. I need to fuck something, so im gonna save up my money (cuz im so poor) and when i have a good amount buy some pussy. I have 3 concerns :
    1. I dont want to end up with an undercover cop
    2. I dont want to end up with a "girl" with a penis
    3, I dont her to steal my money and leave me with a hard on...

    I live in southern california..... Los Angeles area. Has anyone here used L.A Express? That seems really sketchy to me... concerns #1 and #2 come to mind when i think of LA express... my next and probably better idea was to go to a strip club and try to take a stripper home... Arnt a lot of strippers also hookers? do I have to be a regular for that? because I dont frequent strip clubs and dont really want to.
    Also, If you just have any good storries or other advice please feel free to share
     
  2. #1) ask them to do nude modeling first. its not illegal and a cop wont agree to doing it, maybe but i doubt it... :p
     
  3. Im stoned.:smoke:....Lol,U talking bout prostitutes,theyre kool:cool: i guess,
     
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    Enjoy your aids good sir!:wave:
     


  5. I dont really give a fuck at this point..... Il wear a condom and fuck it whatever happens happens...PS funny pic
     
  6. Itd prolly be easier to get them to suck your dick
     

  7. why is that? tiy saying im ugly or something? you dont come one people give me some good storries or someting
     
  8. You're dumb.

    Know why?

    Craigslist.org

    I put in an ad describing me with as few details as possible, and the phrase "let's fuck?" and got replys (Which I did not follow up... it was a comfort thing, knowing I COULD lose my virginity, if I got desprate enough :p )So anyway, it's not difficult, at all.

    Just go to the personals, not dating services or anything. Hell, you can find orgys and shit if you want.
     
  9. You talking bout them hookers you find under the bridge by the old ass autozone billboard or them "escorts"?
     
  10. Idk if you know this, but condoms arent a %100 effective against HIV and other STDs.

    Listen man, you dont want to due something irrational that could possibly affect the rest of your life just because you're horny. Dont let your dick think for you.

    Trust me man, if you start going out and meeting new women, you might find a really chill girl to mess around with or date. It will be much more satisfying than paying for some skank off the streets who reeks sweat, sex, shame and skeet.[​IMG]

    I dunno, food for thought. But it's your choice man.
     
  11. i would say craigslist. But whatever you do dont resort to going to the streets for hookers. You'll prolly get STD's or something nasty or get robbed.
     



  12. I've tried that..All the women in my life have either pissed me off or let me down in one way or another.... Its been 4 years... I need some skankage
     
  13. You log in to Craigslist Los Angeles and go to the dating services and find an escort you wanna get with. Haggle for a good price and go fuck that whoring skank. Some of them you can choose to have them over at your place.
     

  14. haha +rep for the manswers reference. love watching that show while i blaze.

    and OP prostitutes are just all around disgusting human beings. there's easier ways to get laid without having to pay someone. like roofies!!! :hello: jk
    but seriously hookers are just bad ideas.

    Negatives
    1. STD's
    2. she may be a cop
    3. she may be a guy
    4. paying for pussy?!?!?
    5. they're just disgusting human beings in general

    Positives
    1. you get your rocks off

    just my .02 though :smoke:
     
  15. dont pay for pussy... lol shit should always be free..
     


  16. Keyword there is "SHOULD" We arnt all lucky enough to get it the regular way. I'm pretty sure you all think weed should be free too.... Its nice when it is but if you cant get it for free, fuck it you resort to paying for it.
     
  17. just go to a bar dude, take home a wasted chick. you can always get your dick sucked in the bathroom.

    but if you really wanna pay for it, save up an extra couple hundred, and jerk off for a few more weeks and drive to vegas!
     
  18. All I am saying, is post pics if it happens.
     
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