lol seriously, a vape doesnt smell that much, or that bad. Make some popcorn, that ha sa strong smell, burn incents(if you already do, if not it may be suspicious), have a fan on all the time. Get a can of Ozium[honestly its probably not needed but it works awesome], or get a Bad Air sponge. Its the best odor nuetralizer for 10 dollars. If only everyone had one. open that thing, open a wondow and your good in a few minutes.
I attend a military boarding school, and we have a somewhat intricate system to help eliminate odor. Smell control is our number one priority because it's the most obvious indicator of marijuana consumption. We don't even have to be in the room for that to become an issue, which is exactly why it is so crucial. I hope this helps: STORAGE: 1. All items/paraphernalia, including a grinder, a metal cigarette, a small glass spoon, lighters, beeline, and of course, the product, are stored in an air-tight container in a discreet hiding area in a different room from where the operation takes place. If it's just you, just search around your room and figure out the one place your roommate would never need to go. 2. The following supplies must always be in stock for anything to take place: a box of dryer sheets, electrical tape, febreze/lysol (preferably the aerosol cans, but we've used the pump-action bottles as well - after all, it's the same shit). PRE OPERATION: 1. Set up a fan facing OUT the window to draw air from your operation and push it outside. Lay dryer sheets (2 or 3 should be plenty) on the back of the fan to act as a secondary sploof (we'll talk about that in a minute). If you're worried about someone smelling the operation from your door, dampen a towel with Febreze and put it at the base of the door. 2. All packing, smoking and tool preparation happens in what we call "The Endzone", which is basically a small but well-defined area next to the window. 3. All pieces (except for our metal cigarette, which we use as a downstem/bowl) are completely disposable. That is to say that we replace the makeshift water bottle bong every single time. This prevents excessive residue buildup and the necessity to store it. 4. Pack small snapper bowls. If you clear the whole thing in one hit, you don't have to worry about it being cherried, thus wasting weed and adding to your smell problem. Since you're getting a vaporizer, you don't really have to worry about this, but just in case you feel like switching it up, this is a helpful tip. 5. Blow all smoke into a sploof. A sploof can be anything from a simple toilet paper roll stuffed with dryer sheets to a gas mask filter. Personally, I recommend the mask filter. It's only about $10 at any Army Surplus store and it works amazingly. You won't even see the smoke coming out the other end. If we don't have a filter to use, we build a sploof out of a water bottle and a LOT of dryer sheets. I'd say ~35-50 in one water bottle. Cut the bottom off with scissors and start layering on the sheets. After every 5-10 sheets, spray a little Febreze. Overkill? Perhaps. But it's always better to be safe than sorry. One slip and you're as good as expelled. Remember that. Put one last layer of sheets over the bottom of the water bottle/tube or whatever you're using and use a rubber band to hold them on. The sheets next to the mouthpiece will start to brown a little bit, so if that is an issue, bleach will most likely solve that problem. But that's only if you need to be really cautious about who may be sifting through your trash can. CLEANING UP: 1. This process begins immediately after we all decide we're "good". We always start by putting away the ganja. The metal cigarette gets tossed into a water bottle with some GrungeOff and stored in a mini-fridge until it has worked its magic. 2. Take your odor-eating spray and start with the frame of the door, then windows, then do arcs across the entire room. Repeat until smell is eliminated. MAKE SURE YOU DO THIS BEFORE YOU OPEN THE DOOR! If you have two windows in the room, open the other one to create a draft. Note that the fan is still facing out the window. 3. If you're using a disposable piece, get rid of it now. Spray all the holes with some febreze and then cover them with your hands or with tape when it leaves your "Endzone", or smell safe-zone, to prevent it from smelling. 3a. If you're using a water pipe, start by dumping it out. Leaving it out not only produces risk of smelling it, but it's also really fucking nasty. This prevents excessive residue buildup in the bottom if your piece isn't disposable. Fill it with water and cover in soap/shampoo/body wash if you don't have any Isopropyl Alcohol sitting around. Let it sit in the sink/shower while it floods out. Check the smell around all the holes and repeat as necessary. Take any tape or sealing aides you've used off of the piece. If you're disposing of the piece, be sure to stuff the holes with paper towels. 4. If you have another person with you, have them do this part while you're cleaning the piece. If not, do this after. The piece has a higher risk of smelling up your room than the items in the air-tight container which is still sitting in the endzone, hopefully out of sight at this point for the hopefully rare instance that you'll be caught in the act. Once you've cleaned and/or gotten rid of your piece, put everything back in your secure hiding areas (safes with double-sided keys work the best - this'll prevent your average lock-picking snoop from accidentally discovering your supplies, as double-sided pin-and-tumbler locks are extremely difficult to learn to pop). 5. Put on some music and enjoy your worry-free high! Being that you're considering a vaporizer, some of this information isn't really 100% relevant, but I figured it would be helpful in some way or another. Enjoy!
Best place to hide your shit would b in someone else’s shit. That way if it got found it automatically isn’t yours. Just my 2 cents.