Simple.Dumb shit you did as a kid. When I was a kid, I stole cough syrup from the drug store all the time until they installed a camera. When I was a kid, I thought the world was black and white until color television. Keep it going!
Ever since I was a young boy I've played the silver ball From Soho down to Brighton I must have played them all Had to when I seen the title
But I ain't seen nothing like him In any amusement hall That deaf, dumb and blind kid Sure plays a mean pinball when i was a kid i believed in catholicism
Setting: February of grade 9. 1.5 months after I started blazing, a huge light weight at this point, but I discovered the side of me that likes getting fucked up. Show up to school with $120. Buy 4 weeds cookies, and 6 20sacs. Story: Eeat 3 cookies, give 1 to my friend to split with his buddy. We go behind the safeway and roll up 4 joints, and pack numerous bowls. I was so fucked up I could barely keep my eyes open. After we were done they said they were going to split and invited me to come to their buddies house, I told them nah I had to get shit from school so I gave 'em props and left. Get into my Jewelry class (it was actually fun. All the boys did was melt shit down IE pennies, and fuck around with the blow torch.) get into class, realized I had a 20 sac in my pocket and another 2 in my locker. I sit down everything is going smoothly. Teacher goes, "I have to make an announcement." "If you smoke pot at lunch, or smoke pot any time during the day, do not come to this class!" Now, my fatal mistake at this point was not realizing he had no idea who it was, but I thought he did know. So, I stand up laughing. Everyone sees me and starts laughing I pick up my bad, "I'm sorry," *chuckle* Walk about 20 feet from the school realize what the fuck I just did, had a major "herp-derp" moment. Walked back into class, and he told me he was sending the councilor to meet me. I told this kid in my class to take the weed out of my locker and that he could keep it. He goes and gets it. As I'm walking to class I see them checking my locker, but they didn't find anything.
me and my friends hid in this bush about one foot away from the street,so it was reallly close.all three of us had these very high powered airsoft guns and they were automatic to and shot a bunch of peletts really fast.so this convertible wiht the top down drives by with this guy and this girl,and we SPRAY the shit out of them and they screach to a hault,and the guy was about to get out,but when he realized we wrent scared and keep shooting he ran back in his car and drove away. me and my friends toilet paperd a house,egged it and ding dong dtiched it after.the guy came out with this pit bull and we fucking dipped lol
When I was a kid like around gr 7 ish; I was an Arse hole, me and my friends use to pick on younger grades but not by bullying. We would be chillen just kickin soccer ball against a wall and these 4th graders would fuck with our game and run infront of us. So we just started owning them with soccer balls to the face. We use to play mini sticks at recess, (it got so intense and big the principal got rinks painted on the pavement) well these same kids would run threw the middle of our games cause they were playing "tag".......we started stepping into them and rocking them. Some guys got suspended lots got detentions
I was addicted to gambling as a kid. Marbles was a tough game. I used to steal my brothers marbles (he had a coffee can full) and make bets with local kids at the park about how many marbles I can knock out in one shot. Needless to say, thank goodness the bets weren't placed on money .
man that really sucks fucked a girl and almost got her pregnant. scariest shit ever. I hate kids. babies look hideous. All they do is prohibit your ability to pursue your dreams. I guess I'll never accept the "joys" of parenthood
it's just a little bump that disappears and reappears every couple months - haven't seen it in 6 actually. I don't think much of the virus is in my body haha!
When I was a 14 year old noob stoner freshman in high school, I carried varying amounts of weed, my bowl and a lighter in one pocket of my backpack for months. I would leave school during one of the lunch waves, smoke a bowl by myself, and go back high as hell to class. Such stupid ideas at the time, that's before I started having fun with weed.