Once, I almost went 2 hours without eating a single bite, while I was completely stoned. Don't ask me how. I do not know.
hahaha. thats funny? is that just completely odd and abnormal for you??? without bud i only eat like once or twice a day with it 3-4 times a day... i guess im th weird one right???
Yesterday my friend and I decided to hit up Hastings to read up on some counter culture magazines. Anyway, we're standing in the section that has Skunk magazine and Hustler/Playboy. As we're reading and sharing information with each other, an elderly man I'd say was in his 70's, walks up to us, and begins looking at magazines. My friend and I snicker because we thought he saw the magazines we were holding, and it was just funny to us. Out of nowhere, the old man stops looking and beelines to something he's obviously extremely interested in. What did he grab? A playgirl. I look at my friend and I'm like, "did he just grab a playgirl?" She's like "yeah, go him. Good for you old man." I stood there a little confused, shrugged it off, and got back to checking out bud porn.
My bottomless pit for a stomach only gets deeper when I'm high. I could eat an entire bag of chips, wonder where all of my chips went, and wish I had more chips. It's impressive, really.
i used to work at one of the bigger porn shops here in portland. we had all sorts of gay, straight, bi, and who knows come in! its really entertaining when your stoned!
the weirdest thing that ever happend to me while stoned is one of my favorite memories! we thought we saw a seagull eating a dead baby in a dumpster... it ended up being a whole raw chicken... was funny as hell. that was after a zip between 4 people in like 16hours.....