A little boy goes to his dad an asks,"What is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the bread winner of the family, so lets call me capitalism. your mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the goverment. we're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the people. the nanny, we'll consider her the working class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the future. Now, think about that an see if it makes sense." So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds the baby has severly soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nannys room. Finding the door locked, he peeks into the key hole an see's his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. "The father says, "Good, son,tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about". The little boy replies, "Well while capitalism is screwing the working class, the goverment is sound asleep, the people are being ignored and the future is in deep shit."
LoL, anyway, even though it may sound scary, it's so good [ February 28, 2001: Message edited by: Cava Supernova ]