what would you do for a klondike bar?

Spit in Kimbo Slice's face. And not run.

 

I would kill a US president from a book suppository somewhere in the Dallas area on Friday, November 22nd 1963 with an Italian Carcano rifle.

 

Too soon, man. Too soon.

 

I would eat out your grandma while beating off to two chimps fucking an asian lady

 

murder the baldwin brothers with a wrecking ball and 30 gallons of koolaid

 

you can get a klondike bar for that!?!?!?!

ive been missing out...

 

I would find a polar bear and turn a strap-on around so I can fuck the polar bear with my ass into it's ass.

Reverse strap-on polar bear sex is as far as I'll go.

 

ROFLOL! I thought mine was bad lol

Ok, I would give a reach around to a spider monkey while reciting the pledge of alliegence. (Family Guy)

I would attach live baby crocodiles to my balls and cover myself in blood and run the everglades screaming " I am the lord Jesus Christ and you have been saved"

 

I would get a job as a server at an Olive Garden and then when someone ordered spaghetti I would slather marinara on my balls and serve them the dish and stand and make small talk until they stabbed my balls with their fork.

I'd then slap them with a white glove on and exclaim 'Well I never' and storm off into my waiting 66' camaro outside.

 

I would kill for a Klondike bar *gun shot*
Yes I can finally have one!!!!!!

 

i would get up and walk to the freezer for one...thts if i had them Shiiiit

 

I'd Name my son Billy Mays 2 for a klondike bar

 

I'd pay for it.

 

i would chase down bigfoot and hold him hostage at gun point and then put cotton candy in between my toes and let fire ants all over my feet. all for a damn klondike bar

 

i would eat a truck made of onions and shit it in my neighbors yard

 

megan fox

 

or i would interrupt taylor swift and get called a jackass by the president

 

Not much. Those things aren't that good.

 

Smoke a bowl