k so today for supper, I made some hamburgers using my mom's recipe with just normal hamburg. Usually they turn out small and tall but today they turned perfect. Just now I took 2 shots of crown royal whiskey and decided that I'm gonna make a hamburger. I had 3 slices of bread and 3 patties left. I said to myself "Its time to make a ghetto big mac". So my microwave broke last month and I'm too lazy to drive to wal-mart ( 2 minute drive) to get a new one so I said fuck it I'll just eat it cold. so this is hoe it goes in order; bread, pattie, ketchup, mustard, bread, pattie, ketchup, mustard, bread. Even with cold patties, its AMAZING. I'm surprised that I'm a this drunk with two shots of whiskey lol. So post the BEST hamburger you have ever made intoxicated under the influence of anything.