What the fuck? People are so fucking scandalous. Today I was trying to get a bag, so I asked this kid if he could get a bag. He said to meet him at the payphone, so I did, and I gave him my money and he was going to give it to me at lunch like he always does. So I met him there and I got it and we went to smoke it. I glanced at it looked kinda small, but what the hell. We got in the car and went to a friends, and I opened the bag. It was a ziploc, but it was all heat sealed so you couldn't open the back to get a good look. I rip it open, what the fuck, why is it all wet? Fuckin little, green, paper towels. Someone wadded up pieces of paper towels and colored them green, then got them wet and shaped them like little nugs. WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!???? So we went back to school to look for the kid, i was sooooo pissed off, i punched a locker. WTF? Then I found him, I went over to him: ME: WHAT THE FUCK? HIM: what? ME: WHAT THE FUCK? HIM:what? ME: PAPER FUCKIN' TOWELS? HIM: what? ME: WHAT THE FUCK? THATS NOT RINGIN' A FUCKIN BELL HERE? HIM: what? ME: THE "WEED" YOU GAVE ME, FUCKING WET PAPER TOWELS? HIM: that's fucked up. ME: NO SHIT. WHAT THE FUCK? BETTER GIVE ME MY FUCKIN' MONEY BACK? HIM: that's fucked up, I'll try to get your money back. At this point people were starting to look, and I can't get caught "being uncurteous and disrespectful" I will get kicked out for the rest of the year, so I was like "you better fuckin' get my money back" and I walked away, punched somethin' else and went to class. WHAT THE FUCK? Wow, that took me over an hour to type, what the fuck? I found this bag in my dads room and it had a whole bunch of old ass shake that turned to powder and it musta been some chronic buds because it was hella crystaly. I grabbed the bong, loaded a bowl, and toked it up. I got the fattest bong rip and I held it in which made me choke and I swallowed the whole bong hit! Absolutely no smoke came out of my mouth, It hurt so bad and I couldn't exhale it. Then I thought I was gonna die. I had to burp so bad, but I was choking and it wouldn't come out, tears were rolling out of my eyes and I had to lay down. It sucked, but now i'm so high. I figure I deserve a bong hit after my day.