No this is not another caught thread by a 14 year old, no. So just a minute ago in the kitchen i was cooking a pizza in the oven. so me and my mum were joking around having a bit of a laugh in the kitchen and for no reason she opens the oven door and farts like 3 inches away from my pizza!! i said "WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR?" she just laughed! "i said straight up who the fuck farts on peoples food??" and all she can do is laugh!! lately she has been farting in front of me every 5 minutes and now its just straight up disgusting. I am really sick of her shit she is being so fucking immature lately. So here sits this pizza in front of me and i dont want to eat it...
Damn. My friends to do that to each other but they're young and immature. For a mother that's a bit...odd.
when i ask her why she done it she act's like its a joke. i need a job so i can get the fuck out of here!
That's pretty fuckin strange alright.....describe your mom, i mean does she take care of herself and the house and maybe this was just a joke in bad taste, or is she generally sloppy, a pig if you will?
Shit man microscopic shit... thats fucked up like oregano only brown and small in your mouth (if you ate it) ewww man
dude unless she farted bare-ass on your pizza there wont be any little poo particles. underwear combats that shit.