what.. the fuck... is go...ing on

Discussion in 'General' started by negligent, Oct 25, 2005.

  1. #1 negligent, Oct 25, 2005
    ok this is some strait shit i jus got the craziest fuckin voicemail on my housephone but before i go into what the message says i must first give you some background information on my dad, aight he hasnt been married since i was 3 n my parents got divorced and nor has he been dating anybody ever that i've known about

    and now to the fuckin strange shit

    this voicemail says exactly as follows

    "hey man, its wayne i jus picked up some petroleum jelly and condoms and dildos n a buncha sex toys n i jus wanted to know if you wanted to come over n fuck each other in the ass"

    what the fuck, dude called from a private number so i cant call him back neither, this is just fuckin odd
     
  2. #2 meatwad420, Oct 25, 2005
    that is AWESOME.

    remember to save it
     
  3. #3 barret, Oct 25, 2005
    Assuming that your dad's name is Wayne, thats fucking crazy.:eek: Does your dad live at that number? because thatd be some freaky shit if he was calling for you.
     
  4. #4 negligent, Oct 25, 2005
    oh i did for sure, in multiple locations, i got blackmail on that motherfucker for a long time, i'll be growin weed in my damn closet now haha and i'm puttin a meth lab in the basement, takin over this bitch!
     
  5. #5 AliceBowie420, Oct 25, 2005
    did u ask ur dad bout it?
     
  6. #6 negligent, Oct 25, 2005
    nah it aint my dad, its some other dude callin my house, n nobody knows my house number jus my cell, and yea my dad lives here man, haha and i aint asked my dad cuz he aint home right now he's out playing in a pool tournament like he does almost every monday, supposedly
     
  7. #7 WookiesAreCool, Oct 25, 2005
    A little doubt goes a long way...
     
  8. #8 briangumble, Oct 25, 2005
    I don't think your dad goes to play pool every Monday, unless "pool" is what there calling it now a days.
     
  9. #9 just blaze, Oct 25, 2005
    thats some bullshit man, hope for the best in this situation, it sounds like some prank call kinda shit to me though
     
  10. #10 hoast, Oct 25, 2005
    wait, so your dad ISNT wayne or IS?
     
  11. #11 Fëanor, Oct 25, 2005
    Wayne is the guy who called, not neg's dad.
     
  12. #12 Ars moriendi, Oct 25, 2005
    HAHAHAHA....

    Broke back mountain beeeotch! lmfao Ya'll ain't goin' fishin' you be having that queer sex!

    Ahmmm...haha yeah cue up....but that ain't no handle :p
     
  13. #13 stbernard808, Oct 25, 2005
    thats pretty fucked up. have you met wayne before?
     
  14. #14 daiseyduked, Oct 25, 2005
    lol^^^

    that kinda sucks negligent, hopfully it was just a prank. if it's not, then well, ur dad has been gettin some action over the years after all....now is that such a bad thing??? aahhh......it's probly just a prank call anyways:smoke:
     
  15. #15 General Blaze, Oct 25, 2005

    Thats how its done son.
     
  16. #16 negligent, Oct 25, 2005
    haha well if my dads gettin some he's a cranky ass son of a bitch thats for sure, i remember one time i was high n arguin wit him n i was like "you know what your problem is? you need to get fuckin laid i been gettin pussy n i aint no cranky ass motherfucker like you" n he started bitchin at me about how i'ma get some bitch pregnant n i jus said "how can i get her pregnant if i nut on her face?"

    haha he got pissed so i jus walked out the house but i definitely was tryin not to laugh hysterically on the way out
     
  17. #17 Yurburdcansing, Oct 25, 2005
    THAT"S JUST WROOOOOONGG!!!!

    You'd be cranky too if someone stuck a dildo in your ass!
     
  18. #18 plumface_2002, Oct 26, 2005

    well it would make sense, i means sticks and balls right?
     

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