What super powers do you get when your high?

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by ElMurciélago, May 14, 2015.

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  1. #41 RollinGanja, Jun 5, 2015
    When I'm stoned girls say I'm mysterious, which leads to smashing...does that count as a power?
     
  2. #42 travilanche, Jun 5, 2015
    The power to forget what I was talking about mid-sentence.
     
  3. #43 dabbed2death, Jun 5, 2015
    the power to focus and think better, completely feel rested with only 4 hours of sleep, more stamina when exercising plus more general awareness of my surroundings. Won't stop the ganja for nothing, thank god for legal medical piff
     
  4. #44 SlightlyStonedSD, Jun 5, 2015
    The power to leap my responsibilities in a single bound.
     
  5. #45 Xysephen, Jun 5, 2015
    The power to wipe my short term memory. Wait, what are we talking about again?
     
  6. #46 willywagpole, Jun 10, 2015
    This
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tLKqgWN3CI
     
  7. #47 AnakinHighWalker, Jun 11, 2015
    A semi spider sense
     
  8. #48 Uncle Daddy, Jun 13, 2015
    Super stupidity
     
  9. #49 Deleted member 629842, Jun 13, 2015
    Super "I want to play this game" 
     
  10. #50 SpaceDuke, Jun 14, 2015
    The ability to slow down time and see the world in frames
     
  11. #51 HighitsCait, Jun 14, 2015
    The ability to taste every chemical or expired food. Disgusting and sad when you make a bomb ass taco on an expired shell.
     
  12. #52 Rebel Eye, Jun 14, 2015
    I go into super stealth mode 
     
  13. #53 blunted out, Jun 15, 2015
    i skate way better. (at least i think i can )
     
  14. #54 Airf0nz0, Jun 15, 2015
    Super Focus Power GO
     
  15. #55 blunted out, Jun 15, 2015
    fuck dude yes. everything you do, u do it way sneakier/quieter/
     
  16. #56 zouroff, Jun 15, 2015
    The ability to make my stomach 4x bigger
     
  17. #57 Uncle Daddy, Jun 16, 2015
    Super mega strong hard erection
     
  18. #58 Gamer_Goose, Jun 17, 2015
    The power to need only one piece of toilet paper.
     
  19. #59 willywagpole, Jun 18, 2015
    If its good weed i can hop through dimensions 8D
     
  20. #60 smokinshitbetterthansnoop, Jun 20, 2015
    I get super good at grammar. Ya know, stuff like there and their or your and you're.
     
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