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What now mom?!?!?

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by qazdawg, Mar 19, 2012.

  1. #1 qazdawg, Mar 19, 2012
    Sooo I started smoking pot recently. I'm 18 but I still live with my parents, cost-effective ;D.

    My parents are SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER anti-pot. My mom ESPECIALLY.

    I RECENTLY started smoking.

    Grades went up from straight C's-D's to straight A's.
    I started spending TONS of time with my family.
    I started eating a lot, when normally I barely eat.
    I go outside and help out with stuff because I'm high and its refreshing.
    I sit outside and enjoy nature while high, while usually I'm on my xbox 24/7.
    I actually do other things than my xbox.
    I started listening to music and dancing with my sisters.
    I'm doing things without being told to.
    I got a job.

    So my mom came to talk to me today. She was like 'Son, WHAT'S UP with you..'
    Then she listed everything above. She was like 'what is going on?!?!'
    I was like..what do you mean. And she was like 'Its like you are a perfect child!!! Whatever you are doing, don't stop!'

    Hehe :cool:
     
  2. #2 progenitor04, Mar 19, 2012
    i wish i cud of done better in skool but i was high all the time i was to busy skippin or puttin my head down and not askin questions during class, if i wasnt to busy worried bout bein cuaght i wuda done way better... did u tell her u now smoke weed?
     
  3. #3 frankenfish, Mar 19, 2012
    now tell her all of this is the result of smoking pot
     
  4. #4 Proud2Smoke, Mar 19, 2012
    hahaha you shoudlve said well i started smoking pot. Then she would take backe verything she said and ull be like are you serious? you just listed the benefits its having and only take it back because of your prejudice and ignorance about weed.
     
  5. #5 thatpsilocybe, Mar 19, 2012



    Here comes the ban hammer.

    But cool story though; pretty neat.
     
  6. #6 progenitor04, Mar 19, 2012

    ....:confused: why wud he get banned
     
  7. #7 stonerforumname, Mar 19, 2012
    ban hammer for what? he clearly stated he was 18.
     
  8. #8 RWK Nova, Mar 19, 2012
    Hes a perfect Child at 18 according to his mom. Good job man.
     
  9. #9 grimtoker, Mar 19, 2012
    You sure showed that bitch
     
  10. #10 CrimsonKush, Mar 19, 2012
    It's not the bud that's doing this. Its you wanting to make a change with your life. Bud is not making you more active, get ahead in school, or get you a job. The rest I can understand.
     
  11. #11 MR_, Mar 19, 2012
    Well technically bud is a psycho-active drug, it might just be the motivation he needs to do what he's doing.
     
  12. #12 The Nickatina, Mar 19, 2012
    enjoy the bud man.
     
  13. #13 ltmuffinmanca, Mar 19, 2012
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    I really hope you're spelling like that on purpose. lol
     
  14. #14 As Above So Below, Mar 19, 2012
    GTFO..

    Cool story OP. Did you tell her it was because you were smoking? You should tell her or at least wait a few months and see if she continues to praise you, then she tell her you've been smoking.
     
  15. #15 BlazeLE, Mar 19, 2012

    just say "well since you already told me not to stop, i started smoking cannabis."
     
  16. #16 PinkFlammingo, Mar 19, 2012
    I think your good for that congrats ! :_)
     
  17. #17 omg nipz, Mar 19, 2012
    I so wish weed helped my grades in high school...

    I'm jelly.
     
  18. #18 progenitor04, Mar 19, 2012
    [quote name='"ltmuffinmanca"']

    I really hope you're spelling like that on purpose. lol[/quote]

    Haha ya i do i like takin shortcuts
     

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