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What Not To Say To A Cop

Discussion in 'Cannabis Humor & Funny Stories' started by STONEDOG, Jul 14, 2002.

  1. #1 STONEDOG, Jul 14, 2002
    WHEN A COP SAYS ,"GEE SON... YOUR EYES LOOK RED, HAVE YOU BEEN SMOKING POT?"
    YOU PROBABLY SHOULD NOT RESPOND WITH,"GEE MISTER OFFICER YOUR EYES LOOK GLAZED, HAVE YOU BEEN EATING DOUGHNUTS?"
     
  2. #2 overgrowray, Jul 16, 2002
    ha thats funny and i'm not high
     
  3. #3 , Jul 16, 2002
    :) nice one, hope to use it soon. It might auctually get you out of the ticket, if the guy is young and don't think your being a asshole
     
  4. #4 Big Poppa Puff, Jul 22, 2002
    "hey Dude, what are you trying to put in my pocket!"
     
  5. #5 Switch, Jul 23, 2002
    "no ossifer- there's no blood in my alcohol system"
     
  6. #6 , Jul 23, 2002
    uhhh, oops!
     
  7. #7 BudManToke, Jul 24, 2002
    lol funny joke I wish i had some bud:(
     
  8. #8 420girlie, Jul 24, 2002
    But the last five times I got away with a warning
     
  9. #9 phunkyphil, Jul 30, 2002
    hahahaha.. cop jokes are always funny baked :D

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    GEE SON... YOUR EYES LOOK RED, HAVE YOU BEEN SMOKING
    POT?


    "Back off Barney, I've got a piece."

    "Whatever you do, don't search my trunk."

    "Aren't you the guy from the villiage people?"

    "That gut doesn't inspire too much confidence, bet I can outrun you."

    "Dude, I think I can play the drums with your nightstick! "

    "I bet Batman could beat you in a fight "

    "Did they legalize marijuana yet? "
     
  10. #10 RazorRy, Aug 11, 2002
    i dunno i remember one time i was high and a cop pulled my ass over and told me i didnt have my lights on....... so i was like ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh, thanks.........then i drove off while he was jus staring at me.......i think he wanted to give me a ticket or somethin........oh well
     
  11. #11 HighAztec, Aug 14, 2002
    lol yo this is outta tha topic some how but it does have to do with cops....i was watching that one show cops and they pulled this one dude over and he was high n all n he made no attempt whatsoever to hide the fact that he was high (he must of been high) i mean he told the officer strait out u kno what im high i just got off work...etc. u kno being real so the cops all talking into the camera about how hes shocked the dude didnt hide it n all how that was koo and i think thats cool the suspect made all the potsmokers look gooooood and plus u kno how that one quote goes:

    "ALWAYS PROVIDE MORE THAN WHAT PEOPLE EXPECT"

    so i dunno just a thought....back to my bongz..

    GROWW ONN-peace o u t
     

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