What is your worst dealer story?

Wow what a dick,
One time I was waiting for my guy to come
He didnt.... For like 6 hours saw him later on that night while picking up some beer
Asked him what happened today and he said he didnt get my messages
To bad we both have Iphones lol Imessage ftw

 

Never heard of this running business, i live in colorado so we have the benefit of medical marijuana (or in my case buddies with medical). As bad as it gets is getting shorted or waiting around too long when youre out of bud ha. I pity those in less fortunate parts of the country

 

Moved to Riverside for college and for a couple months I couldn't find a connect. This friend of a friend texts me and says he has some "fire". Waited out in the smoke shack of my dorms for this guy. Almost 2 hours later after he ignored like 3 of my texts he says "here", dude shows up with no weed, just a dog. He says he doesn't have weed but asks if I want to buy his dog. "uuuuh no" awkward silence then he just takes off. Never heard from him again. Later someone told me he tried to sell them baby kittens along with a couple grams of coke.

 

Waited 2 and a half hrs for a dealer at this sketchy ass skatepark in the middle of the hood. I peaced, else I would've been there for at least another hr or so.

 

what lol

 

Dunno, guess the guy was just a professional hustler on his grind ahaha

 

I had this one guy sell me defective cupcakes
He said it'll take about an hour for it to kick in. I waited for an hour and a half and nothing happened. I texted him about it but he tried to play it off

 

I was dealin with this one guy for awhile, I lost my glasses and kept dealin with him but when I got my glasses back I had a meeting with the guy to discuss starting a grow house with clones ready to go, well it wasn't even the same guy, it was a look alike, that scared the shit out of me cuz I never knew it wasn't even the og the whole time I was missin my glasses.

 

[quote name='"SpliffyPuffs"']I was dealin with this one guy for awhile, I lost my glasses and kept dealin with him but when I got my glasses back I had a meeting with the guy to discuss starting a grow house with clones ready to go, well it wasn't even the same guy, it was a look alike, that scared the shit out of me cuz I never knew it wasn't even the og the whole time I was missin my glasses.[/quote]

What is this a tv show!!?

 

hahaha what thee fuck, srs?

 

I know!

Then about half a year ago (almost a year or two after the meeting) the OG shows up at my friends house to deliver an ounce of beasters and smokes us out, as he was about to leave I shake his hand and say "its good to see you again", he gave me a look like Pakelika does with his upper lip, almost a look of disgust, like I did something wrong.

 

I guess not being able to see is a big liability in the business. Maybe they were making a point, like if you cant even tell who you dealin with you shouldn't be doin business. Kinda makes sense.

 

damn codes....

 

My worst dealer story is when my medical rec expired. I was ok at first because it was right after fall harvest so my friend came down from up north with a bunch of good outdoor purple kush. He was giving it to me for 100 a zip so I was doing real well, until... I sold to a guy who had his medical rec but was waiting for a new I.D. I used a finger scale and ended up giving him like triple what I was suppose to (10-11 grams, I should have knew by the size of the perscription bottle I gave him but that damn scale had me all fucked up after him bitching about prices). So when I realized how much I gave him I told him to keep it and I took the loss well, till... He came a day or two later with his shiney new I.D... I asked him to go pick me up a twenty from the dipensary(I wanted a break from the purple cause I am spoiled) We checked out weedmaps together so we both knew they have a 15 dollar cap on grams. I even hooked him up with a fat bowl of my weed for his ride over there. Let's just say he and his face had a horrible day for trying to give me less than a gram with no change from my twenty. I felt bad for like a second I think...