what is this black magic?

Discussion in 'General' started by GoldenGinge, Nov 21, 2012.

  1. Bizarre muppet-like beast discovered | thetelegraph.com.au

    NAMIBIAN media report a strange muppet-like beast has been shot dead after a group stumbled across several of the creatures in dense jungle.

    Locals came across the bizarre being while they were escorting a shooting party in Namibia, local media reported.

    Witnesses state that the creature was spotted apparently foraging for food, one of the shooting party wounded it with his rifle and it escaped into the thick brush.

    The locals tracked it to a nearby lair or nest where they found three more creatures of similar size.

    The wounded creature attacked one of the shooting party and it was shot dead, the others escaped into the brush

    The body of the creature was taken back to the local camp, police later removed its corpse and a full forensics investigation is under way.


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  2. #2 DeletedUsername123, Nov 21, 2012
    Last edited: Nov 21, 2012
    Your mom

    On a serious note, I have no fucking clue.
     
  3. Hoax.

    These are always hoaxes. :p
     
  4. I just....can't...stop looking at it
     
  5. all they did was give hilary clinton bunny ears
     
  6. I didn't know Sloth had kids?! Congratulations Sloth!



    I hope Chunk isn't the mother...
     
  7. I bet it made fucked up sounds
     

  8. oh for sure. I'm imagine a high pitch squeal. Kind of like a piggy squeal but more high pitch
     
  9. It's an alien.
     
  10. Or it was a midget with Down syndrome and they mistakes it for a strange creature.
     

  11. That's the exact sound I was think too, mixed in with some kinda primitive language
     
  12. I imagine a bird sound like the cyclops kid from Harold and Kumar.
     
  13. Hunting Party: "What's that"? "I don't know". "Shoot it". :confused: :smoke:
     


  14. Shoot first, take terrible pictures later.

    Step 3: Profit???
     
  15. Its a shame they just went in and killed them...if this is real
     



  16. It's so definitely not real.

    This picture has been floating around since August, and has been covered by zero legit sites. Every posting on it is on things like paranormal forums or Bigfoot forums or bat-shit-crazy-forums.com. :p

    If I had a dollar for every time someone claimed to discover some crazy new creature, and the only proof is a picture taken with a goddamn potato...
     
  17. Muppet like beast lmao.
     
  18. thing looks nothing like a fuckin muppet, are these people stupid?
     
  19. I'd still hit it.









    With a baseball bat
     

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