My buddies and I went to a party. We arrived a bit late and the keg was empty. I inquired to the host if I could get a brew. He told me they had just picked up some beer and it was in the freezer. Very soon after a cold beer was presented to me. She told me "Here ya go, it's frozen so don't get a beer boner"...and then walked off. So what is a beer boner? thanks
Beer boner- Getting overly excited and slightly aroused when thinking, talking about, or drinking beer.
A beer boner is when you get a boner before you drink your beer. It usually only happens when a frothy frozen mug of Germany's finest brew is served but when a can or bottle is frozen, it can signal a false alarm in your brain and it'll start to think you have a frothy frozen mug of Germany's finest brew when really it's just a sad frozen Natural Light. Sent from my iPhone using Grasscity Forum
Shit I always thought it was that boner you got after about 6 beers... Then you wanna stick it in your friends girlfriends turd cutter. Different times
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Haha, to each their own. I personally can't stand wheat beer but my dad loves it. Sent from my iPhone using Grasscity Forum
It's not for everyone. It is the first kind of beer I realized I actually liked. Before that I thought all beer tasted like piss. But now I like all kinds of beers. One kind I am really not into though is IPA's. They are super popular here though. Way too hoppy for me.
LMFAOFF!!! F'n A is right bro. Females aren't ever ready for the Whiskey Dick. "May The Force Be With You"
Well based on the context i would say it's when you open a partially frozen beer and it just keeps foaming out the top. Looking similar to a ejaculating penis?
For me there is no such thing as a beer boner. Even a little bit of alcohol renders my dick innopperable.
I've got a vodka boner right now. A beer boner is when you have sex with beer and it gives you a boner OBVIOUSLY
I get chubbed up when I have to piss super bad when I'm drinking beer lol But full hard on not sure that completely possible Sent from my iPhone using Grasscity Forum