I'm friends with a vegetable, he got into an accident while trying to run away from his mom because she was trying to feed him broccoli. Ironic I know. Now to make things worse, he has a picture of his penis going around on the Internet! http://www.colourbox.com/preview/3068087-724483-cucumber-with-two-tomato.jpg
Im not going to go into details about my cock.. but it's worth mentioning under my dick head some vains make the shape of the Salvador Dali elephant. It's a world wonder. A real god given gift.
Well it's like this, in the morning he's like a turtle stuffed in his shell. Then the wife touches him and it's on, looking like a piece of polish sausage big and thick with the liberty bell on top, shining like the red nose reindeer lighting the way and smooth as silk sliding down my leg. She strokes him up and down, then opens her moist bun as the long, thick stick glowing red slips in the bun and she screams of joy fill the room. After a few hours of shear bliss he explodes filling every nook and crack in the bun with the smoothest, sweetest giz this side of the RIO GRANDE. MY DICK is to big so I only get it once a month. Because she uses me to jump start her monthly cycle. BELIEVE IT OR NOT, it's my sick I should know.