What does the last text you received say?

Discussion in 'General' started by letsgogreen420, Aug 13, 2011.

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  1. #81 IwasA.Smurf, Aug 18, 2011
    what do you want from the store.

    --drugs
     
  2. #82 4pawsbmj8, Aug 18, 2011
    Inbox- can I score some koolaide

    Sent- bitch buy your own koolaide it's 88cents at walmart
     
  3. #83 Euca, Aug 18, 2011
    "yeah that's bad ass i plan to go up there for some parties"
     
  4. #84 TOnlyKnownAlias, Aug 18, 2011
    " Boy you've been on my mind all day" which is nice.

    However, the one before that says...

    "*insert name* put them in the freezer" (talking 'bout my nuts) which is not.
     
  5. #85 Bob Newbie, Aug 18, 2011
    "Oh yeah - OXO! To make gravy..."
     
  6. #86 sinsemillaswimm, Aug 18, 2011
    who the fuck are you?
     
  7. #87 Mr Unknown, Aug 18, 2011
    "Ok. Do you need new underwear too?"

    My mommy. :rolleyes:
     
  8. #88 BluntSmoka420, Aug 18, 2011
    ":)."
     
  9. #89 1Trismegistus1, Aug 18, 2011
    "Give us ur Dick now"

    No joke lol, had this black and halfrican chics who wanted to have a threesome with me, except that the halfrican is kinda ugly and chubby so that would just ruin it.
     
  10. #90 verbae, Aug 18, 2011
    "haven't seen you inna while bluhd, where you been at"

    it's been four days, dumbass. :devious:
     
  11. #91 sokal, Aug 18, 2011
    it says

    ew
     
  12. #92 Tok3r, Aug 18, 2011
    'ok just went swimming at the y'
     
  13. #93 sinsemillaswimm, Aug 18, 2011
    mother fuck
     
  14. #94 Jdahms, Aug 18, 2011
    "shit in a hat and put it on"
     
  15. #95 KinderSAN, Aug 18, 2011
    ":))) haha thanks :*:* muah"
     
  16. #96 That Engineer, Aug 18, 2011
    'If its not too late could 20 dollars get me anything'

    haha and the answer is no, but 25 will get you an 1/8 :smoking:
     
  17. #97 fatuous, Aug 18, 2011
    "I don't think I'm goin to school this semester"
     
  18. #98 BLT, Aug 18, 2011
    "ouu okay ;) we will have some fun, and hmm maybe I'll show you... night babe"



    :D
     
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